According to Channel Nine here they are:
http://channelnine.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=265935
EDIT 27/8/08: This list also appears to have been recycled by Bert Newton on the TV show 50 to 1 on Channel Nine Australia (26/8).
But I have a gripe… where was “Yippie Kayay MotherF*@#er” – surely that Bruce Willis line beats many of these? Oh well maybe not PG enough for Ch9. Any other missing ones post them below. We’ll make a new list and send them to Bert;)
- 50. APOLLO 13
“Houston, we have a problem.” - 49. WALL STREET
“Greed, for want of another word, is good.” - 48. COOL HAND LUKE
“What we’ve got here is failure to communicate.” - 47. AUSTIN POWERS
“Yeah baby!” - 46. SCARFACE
“Say hello to my little friend.” - 45. BLUES BROTHERS
“We’re on a mission from God.” - 44. JAWS
“You’re gonna need a bigger boat.” - 43. GHOSTBUSTERS
“Who you gonna call?” - 42. TRUMAN SHOW
“Good morning, and in case I dont see ya, Good afternoon, good evening and good night.” - 41. DIRTY DANCING
“Nobody puts Baby in the corner.” - 40. BATMAN
“Have you ever danced with devil in the pale moonlight?” - 39. GLADIATOR
“At my signal, unleash hell.” - 38. ON THE WATERFRONT
“You don’t understand, I could’ve been somebody, I could have been a contender.” - 37. TITANIC
“I’m the king of the world.” - 36. DEAD POETS SOCIETY
“Carpe Diem, seize the day, boys.” - 35. THE MASK
“Smokin’!” - 34. PULP FICTION
“Bring out the gimp.” - 33. OLIVER
“Please sir, I want some more…” - 32. ROCKY
“Yo Adrian.” - 31. PSYCHO
Stabbing scene - 30. SILENCE OF THE LAMBS
“I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.” - 29. GOOD MORNING VIETNAM
“Good morning Vietnam!” - 28. MAE WEST
“Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?” - 27. POLTERGIEST
“They’re here.” - 26. TOP GUN
“I feel the need… the need for speed.” - 25. MURIELS WEDDING
“You’re terrible Muriel.” - 24. THE ELEPHANT MAN
“I am not an animal. I am a human being.” - 23. FIGHT CLUB
“First rule of fight club is – never talk about fight club.” - 22. TERMINATOR
“I’ll be back.” - 21. KARATE KID
“Wax on, Wax off.” - 20. THE CASTLE
“Tell him he’s dreaming.” - 19. ET
“ET phone home.” - 18. CROCODILE DUNDEE
“That’s not a knife, that’s a knife.” - 17. WIZARD OF OZ
“Toto, I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.” - 16. SIXTH SENSE
“I see dead people.” - 15. FORREST GUMP
“Life is like a box of chocolates, you never what you’re gonna get.” - 14. TAXI DRIVER
“You talkin to me?” - 13. STAR WARS
“May the force be with you.” - 12. BRAVEHEART
“They can take our lives, but they can never take our freedom.” - 11. THE SHINING
“Here’s Johnny.” - 10. DR NO
“Bond. James Bond.” - 9. DIRTY HARRY
“Do you feel lucky punk? Well, do you?” - 8. SUDDEN IMPACT
“Go ahead, make my day.” - 7. JERRY MAGUIRE
“Show me the money!” - 6. CASABLANCA
“Play it again Sam.” - 5. WHEN HARRY MET SALLY
“I’ll have what she’s having.” - 4. A FEW GOOD MEN
“You can’t handle the truth.” - 3. THE GODFATHER
“I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse.” - 2. LT.APOCALYPSE NOW
“I love the smell of napalm in the morning.” - 1. GONE WITH THE WIND
“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.”














September 25, 2008 at 12:03 pm |
Humphrey Bogart never said “Play it again, Sam” in Casablanca. Maybe you’re refering to Woody Allen.
November 7, 2009 at 9:32 am |
No, Humphrey Bogart did not. Ilsa did.
November 8, 2009 at 3:07 am
no ilsa didn’t either….she says, “play it sam, play as time goes by.” maybe that’s what he was getting at eh?
November 6, 2009 at 8:41 pm |
correct, actually he told Sam to never play that song again….but we get the picture. thanks.
November 6, 2009 at 9:58 pm |
Don’t know why Psycho is on the list. I don’t remember someone saying “Stabbing scene” … if that counts as “one liner”, I’d also add Matrix – Evading bullets in slow motion xD
no, they really should have put Bruce’s words of wisdom there instead, clearly missing here
November 6, 2009 at 9:58 pm |
The line in Fight Club is “Do not talk about Fight Club” Not never
November 6, 2009 at 10:05 pm |
This is a horrible horrible list. The Mask?!!!
and fyi…”stabbing scene”-Psycho is not a fraking quote! It is not even a reference to a single scene. There is a lot of stabbing in that movie.
you suck
List of misquotations:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_misquotations
November 6, 2009 at 10:32 pm |
Personally, I like the whole “When you find someone you want to spend the rest of your life with, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible” for When Harry Met Sally…but that’s just me…:-)
November 6, 2009 at 11:32 pm |
“Badges? We don’t need no stinking badges!” incorrect qoute from some movie with Humpty Bogart
November 7, 2009 at 12:13 am |
In 1966, Andy Dufresne escaped from Shawshank prison
November 7, 2009 at 12:51 am |
This is so full of errors… have you actually watched any of these movies?
November 7, 2009 at 1:12 am |
The Big Lebowski: FUCK!
November 7, 2009 at 1:46 am |
Actually the quote from Casablanca was “You played it for her, you can play it for me, now play it.”
November 7, 2009 at 4:45 am |
What about “Now that is one big pile of shit” from Jurassic Park?
November 7, 2009 at 4:48 am |
THIS IS SPARTA!
November 7, 2009 at 5:53 am |
“Play it, Sam, for old times’ sake, play ‘As Time Goes By’.”
November 7, 2009 at 9:33 am |
Yea, a lot of mistakes but fun list regardless. I think you probably missed about 35 to 40 of the most popular movie one-liners of all time but hey no ones perfect ^^
1. “There’s no crying in baseball!”
2. “Luke, I’m your father”
3. any groucho marx one liner like (Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms)
4. “There’s no fighting in here! This is the war room!”
5. “No way hoser!”
so on and so on…
November 7, 2009 at 9:45 am |
The posting above refering to “Badges? We don’t need no stinking badges.” is from The Treasure of Sierra Madre.
My two submissions would be the scene from Monty Python’s Life of Brian. “What have the Romans ever done for us?”
from Apocalypse Now “Archangel, this is PBR STREET GANG.”
The list seems to be written by someone who’s memory does not go beyond the 1960s
November 7, 2009 at 9:49 am |
You left this one out.
300
“THIS IS SPARTA!”
November 7, 2009 at 10:52 am |
“Johnny five is alive”
“Coffee’s for closers!”
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November 7, 2009 at 10:53 am |
The line “Play it again, Sam” is NOT in Casablanca, despite a the Woody Allen play to that effect. This is a common misconception, and doesn’t belong on this list.
November 7, 2009 at 11:11 am |
There are a few different ones from Pulp Fiction I would choose…
November 7, 2009 at 11:26 am |
Wack ass list, I can create one better with my butthole.
November 7, 2009 at 12:12 pm |
Taken
I will find you, and I will kill you
November 7, 2009 at 12:27 pm |
I thought it would’ve been funnier if for Star Wars it was “I’ve got a bad feeling about this…”, but that’s just me, heheh.
Also, Monty Python, c’mon! XD “It’s just a flesh wound.”
November 7, 2009 at 3:26 pm |
Yeah to GYM 3 and SladeDoobiedog.
Also, Kill Bill Volume 1:
O-Ren: You didn’t think it would be that easy, did you?
The Bride: You know, for a second there, yeah, I kinda did.
November 7, 2009 at 4:15 pm |
Dirty Harry quote is one of the most misquoted ever. He never says “Do you feel lucky.” He says something similar, but entirely different. If you care, you can look it up and be amazed.
November 7, 2009 at 5:32 pm |
You could fill the list with quotations from the movie “Arthur” and have better lines than here.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082031/quotes
November 7, 2009 at 6:03 pm |
Nothing From The Princess Bride? Practically that whole movie is quotable. To wit:
“Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line.”
“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
“As you wish.”
“Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what brings us togevva today.”
Plus countless others.
November 7, 2009 at 6:30 pm |
“why so serious?”
November 7, 2009 at 9:12 pm |
My goodness guys. Think you can say any more complaints? If you hate the list so much, go make one of your freaking own.
Out of the only quotes I did know (which admittedly is not a lot) they seemed pretty accurate. Or, at the very least, they have been quoted like that before.
I personally really enjoyed the list, although perhaps the following quote might have been in order on a couple.
Good job, keep it up!
November 8, 2009 at 6:24 am |
A Night at the Roxbury
-You’re brothers?
-No…. YYYEEESSSSS ! Works everytime!
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-EMILIOOOO!!
November 8, 2009 at 8:54 am |
Thye left out one of the best Known ones, Terminator-
“I’ll be back.”
November 8, 2009 at 9:07 am |
The stabbing scene in Psycho counts as a one-liner? Impossible.
November 8, 2009 at 12:51 pm |
I don’t think anyone whose commented read the intro to the post. This was originally posted on an Australian news site. The blog says to add missing quotes, they’ll make a better list, and send it back to the new site.
I don’t know about one liners, but my favorite quotes are:
-The into monologue to ‘Hitch’ by Will Smith. “You can sweep any woman off her feet, all you need is the right broom.”
-The speech of the King of Rohan in ‘Return of the King.’ “There may be a day when the hearts of men fail. But today is not that day!” (Or something to that effect)
November 13, 2009 at 3:30 am |
“Bring out your dead.”
November 24, 2009 at 11:07 pm |
As per usual, the list all but ignored memorable quotes by women. Just for the record, here are some that didn’t make it:
‘As God is my witness. I’ll never go hungry again.’ (Vivien Leigh, Gone With the Wing)
‘I’m still big. It’s the pictures that got small.’ (Gloria Swanson, Sunset Boulevard)
‘You know how to whistle, don’t ya, Steve? You put your lips together and blow.’ (Lauren Bacall, To Have and Have Not)
‘Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy night.’ (Bette Davis, All About Eve)
‘Klaatu barada nikto’ (Patricia Neal, The Day the Earth STood STill)
‘Get away from her, you bitch!’ (Sigourney Weaver, Aliens)
‘I’m 26, I’m single and I teach. That has to be the bottom of the barrel.’ (Katherine Ross, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid)
‘Love means never having to say you’re sorry.’ (Ali McGraw, Love STory)
‘I want to be alone.’ (Greta Garbo, Grand Hotel)
‘Let’s not ask for the moon. We have the stars.’ (Bette Davis, Now Voyager)
November 25, 2009 at 1:46 pm |
lesbian!
And heres the casablanca quote.
Ilsa: Play it once, Sam. For old times’ sake.
Sam: [lying] I don’t know what you mean, Miss Ilsa.
Ilsa: Play it, Sam. Play “As Time Goes By.”
November 25, 2009 at 9:17 am |
What? No “squeal like a pig!” from Deliverance??!!
November 26, 2009 at 8:43 am |
A better line from the Mask would have been ’somebody stop me”.
Surprised no Monty Python inclusions
eg. from Life of Brian “We’re all individuals” and the reply “I’m not.”
What about from Risky Business “Sometimes you just gotta say ‘What the fuck’. and
Caddyshack “Somebody step on a duck?”