For some reason this little Paper Plane game has developed a life of it’s own. The words addiction, annoying and aaaaarrghhhh seem to be used commonly. Sorry everyone… we only made it for a laugh 
| Original Viral Game | Xbox 360 Version | Mock Ads (NEW – Jan 08) |
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| It just keeps spreading… a good throw is over 115m. You can find cheats in comments below or on YouTube | Slightly different graphics and tweaked flight. A good score is over 140m.
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We have no idea how far you can throw a migrant. But would you even want to????
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NEWS:
Jan 15 – The Paper Plane engine was just re-purposed by us for the AdNews ‘mock-ads’ (it is not a real site, but a what if…) If you’re bored of throwing planes then try throwing a Migrant! Play here. Note: Please read the intro before you get the wrong idea… this is a ‘reverse psychology ad’ that carries the real social message …at the end.
“That’s gotta hurt…”
Jan 4 2008 – Approaching 200 million games. The game was even mentioned in US Rolling Stone Magazine in December. So we’re starting to think about a new version and we’d love any feedback and requests for what you’d like to see improved/new features. We’ve set a page for your thoughts here.
ABOUT THE ORIGINAL VERSION:
http://flightsimx.archive.amnesia.com.au/index.html
It’s simple – throw the plane as far as you can using your mouse. You can play a game in less than 5 seconds. But if you’re like most people, you might have more than a few throws. There are plenty of tips and tricks from nice people below in the comments so read on if you are stuck.
Game History: We built this mini game for a FlightSim X promo/competition in Dec 06. It finished it’s run after 6 weeks on NineMSN in Australia (did very well) and we pulled it from air when the competition ended. In April 07 we stuck it up on our archive server, and we put a link to it here in our blog. We have no idea how the game spread given that we did nothing to promote it, but we do really appreciate everyone (now counted in millions) giving up their valuable minutes to play. We intend to keep it up and running as long as people like it and want to play it, and hopefully we can pump out some new versions in the future if the demand is there.
Oh finally… we do apologise to people who have spent so much time, lost jobs, wives etc …over a (let’s be honest) rather annoying little game…
Love Amnesia 
November 30, 2006 at 9:04 am |
This just passed 1 million plays. Not bad in just a few weeks.
December 11, 2006 at 12:58 pm |
Help … Addicted .. can’t stop.
I’m ranked 92 at 102.244 m
Bloke beside me at work is ranked 12 Globally.
Must beat him.
Can’t stop.
December 11, 2006 at 7:56 pm |
There is a cheat… for those in pain…
Take your mouse to the top left corner, now steer your mouse all the way around to the other side of the screen then carefully enter and zooooooom.
Looking at the database, the best score is 110metres so far.
We may do another release of this game soon… stay posted.
December 12, 2006 at 9:59 am |
can only get upto 102.242 but it is impossible to get further.
I’m slowly sliding down the rankings.
need more tips.
Ahhhhh.
March 9, 2007 at 5:05 am |
Ican only get my airyplane to fly 111mtrs any tips out there for a longer one?
March 9, 2007 at 5:08 am |
hi Eric, sorry you can only reach 111 but with practice and a bit of luck, 120 isn’t out of the question. keep flying and keep the numbers coming into the site.
March 9, 2007 at 5:11 am |
Bull Ive bin flying for 50years and never made 120, at 115 my legs fall off!!!!!!!!!
May 8, 2007 at 4:53 pm |
this is a really cool game!!!
May 8, 2007 at 4:54 pm |
I think it’s cool even though I didn’t get far…
May 11, 2007 at 8:57 pm |
wot a bunch of sad men
May 14, 2007 at 5:12 pm |
I cannot get past 114.802 any further ideas?Just 115 would help me kick the habit!
May 19, 2007 at 8:55 am |
The click and drag mechanism is a bit clunky, not very smooth at all, 99m here for me
May 20, 2007 at 8:14 pm |
I just got a highscore of 115.006 with a global rank of 268 can anyone tell me the exact distance the person who is globally ranked 1st got.
May 21, 2007 at 4:26 am |
A person I know who is ranked in the top ten is over 900.000m, and says a volcano is involved. Yes, he has the screenshot of his score to prove it. Obviously there’s a certain way to throw it that will make a huge difference, and not many people have found it.
May 22, 2007 at 5:39 am |
my best score is 113 my m8 did 115 tryin to beat him
May 23, 2007 at 5:41 am |
your friend is a liar
May 23, 2007 at 10:20 am |
I’m the guy that got 115.006. You’ll find that if you use different computers to play, you’ll get a different high score. I don’t know the reason for it but it works. My top score on my laptop is 114.802. And on another computer it’s 114.734 with global rank of 381.
There’s a guy who claims he got 180.32 with global rank of 8, but it’s a bit suspicious because he has ms paint open in the tool bar below. If he didn’t have that open I would believe him without a doubt.
May 23, 2007 at 11:39 pm |
of course he has paint open – that’s what he’s pasting his screen grabs into.
i cannot get anything higher than 114. i’m averaging about 112, mostly. it’s really pissing me off that i can’t break that 115 ceiling…
May 28, 2007 at 8:58 pm |
hey everyone,
My highest is about 102m but I can’t get further than that, any tips?
I saw that thing Iain posted about starting top left but I couldn’t understand it (sorry
dude XD)
J
P.S. You bloody well can’t go 900m, that guy is making it up, if you rightclick screen
and press forward it zooms out and you can see the whole area, about 150m or
something
May 30, 2007 at 5:05 am |
J, he means to put the plane in the upper left corner of the playing area. move your mouse further left, which will leave the plane in the same spot. now, move your mouse to the right side of the game window keeping care not to move your mouse back into the game area.
once you’re on the right side with the mouse, move it back into the game. the plane will move quickly over to the right in an attempt to meet your mouse pointer. this will in essence make a throw for you when the plane crosses the red line. you’ll have to adjust your entry point on the right side to get the best throw.
HTH
May 30, 2007 at 10:00 pm |
Thanks a lot,
J
May 31, 2007 at 9:39 pm |
There have been a few questions about the genuine longest throw. We haven’t had time to look in the database for a definative answer, but during some testing on the new version (coming soon), we noticed that an accidental test throw of 129m was ranked at 239 globally. We have no idea at this point as to how anyone has thrown further than this even with the technique above but it does appear that some people have gone further than we thought possible (around 120m). We will try to figure this out soon and post back. – Amnesia
May 31, 2007 at 10:19 pm |
hey again,
I have noticed 2 bugs while playing,
1 is that if you right click and press rewind, then make your throw very quickly everything turns blue.
Another is that if you use this cheat your plane is able to fly straight through the end wall.
J
June 6, 2007 at 5:29 am |
Damn you people. I cant stop. I stopped going to work, I got fired, so I could play this game all day long. I hate you.
June 9, 2007 at 7:56 pm |
The best I can do is 113.019.There has to be a ‘cheat’ i.e. another way.
June 20, 2007 at 11:54 pm |
Hi, I can get over 100m pretty much every time. My best is 113 ranked at 9966.
June 22, 2007 at 10:26 pm |
I can’t get past 114.915. I use the trick described above, is there another?
June 23, 2007 at 4:15 am |
My friend Tyler really sucks. He can’t beat 114.8.
June 23, 2007 at 4:32 am |
Well Amnesia, maybe you can tell us how someone would reach 120. ’cause i’m tappin out at 114 and a half right now.
if we knew how to get to 120, maybe we can figure out what others are doing to get beyond THAT.
June 23, 2007 at 7:06 am |
My ex-friend Doug is actually a closet queen
June 23, 2007 at 4:00 pm |
Tyler is jealous because he can’t get past 114.915 like me.
June 24, 2007 at 3:09 am |
Not anymore – 115.309 Rank: 558
June 25, 2007 at 8:53 am |
114.808 using the cheat above rank 1178 no idea how to get any further
June 25, 2007 at 8:51 pm |
where is everyone putting there cursor on the right hand side i am stuck on 111.486m
please someone help
June 26, 2007 at 2:39 am |
my highest is 112.758
14578 in rank i just wanna know what rank no 1 is
June 26, 2007 at 2:51 am |
I am at 114.915 and ranked 959. I loose a couple of spots a day so I know somebody is getting past me. Dirtyden, put the plane in the top left corner, and put your cursorin the middle of the 3rd drawer down on the filing cabinet.
June 26, 2007 at 2:53 am |
Dirtyden, you will need to adjust the screen a bit. Bring the right side of the screen to just next to the filing cab.
June 27, 2007 at 12:54 am |
i just uped my score to 114.644m now ranked 5681 woo hooo
June 30, 2007 at 5:41 am |
GRRR 114.734m over and over. Can not go past it, but can hit it over and over
Ranked at 2254
Hope to see a new version soooooooooooooon!!!!! HIGH5!!!!!
June 30, 2007 at 6:09 am |
I was able to get 122m… but only once. Now I can’t even remember how I got that far.
I’m only able to get as far as 114-115 now and it’s killing me that I can’t get back to 122, let alone past that. I’ve gotten several co-workers hooked on this game since I was sent the link yesterday morning. Thank heaven it’s been slow at work this week! 
June 30, 2007 at 6:12 am |
Forgot to mention I’m ranked at 247 now. WOOOHOO!!
June 30, 2007 at 4:38 pm |
Manny, how are you doing it?
July 5, 2007 at 11:03 am |
ive topped out at 114.508 is there a way to pass this??
July 5, 2007 at 8:58 pm |
V2 is very cool. So far I’m ranked no 1.
156.988m
At least I made no 1 for a short while
July 6, 2007 at 11:23 pm |
114.634
Global Rank 8,711
I can constantly hit 111-114, and want to know how to go farther. Any ideas?
July 6, 2007 at 11:25 pm |
I got ranked 8710
July 6, 2007 at 11:26 pm |
KISS MY ASS
July 8, 2007 at 10:29 pm |
125.something, got ranked 240 and really don’t know how i threw this much
July 9, 2007 at 4:06 pm |
143.307, Ranking 157
July 10, 2007 at 6:11 am |
108.233
37814 global rank
July 10, 2007 at 6:15 am |
any tips on gettiing better?
July 10, 2007 at 7:35 am |
150.196. Global rank 31. Was stuck at 114.659 on the old one. I got that exact same score at least 100 times and couldn’t get higher.
July 10, 2007 at 9:36 am |
Gary says was stuck on 114.365 for three weeks just hit 117.673 and now rank 359, what is number one?
July 10, 2007 at 9:38 am |
144.497 with a rank of 167 – can’t crack the 145’s yet
July 10, 2007 at 10:14 am |
145.748 with a rank of 142, 67,041 games played
July 10, 2007 at 3:30 pm |
143.692, RANK 230, can’t get into the 144s
July 10, 2007 at 3:46 pm |
Finally, 149.121 Rank 75
July 10, 2007 at 4:23 pm |
150 cracked. 150.127 Rank 46
July 10, 2007 at 5:57 pm |
I am ranked no. 1 at present.
166.407m – Rank 1 – games played 78,615
Woooo hooooo
July 10, 2007 at 6:56 pm |
Can one of you clowns who reckons they are up to 144 and 145 please describe what you are doing?
The rest of us plebs are stuffing around at 114. Obviously there is another cheat , or at least another method to be able to get to 145.
Also Gary who was stuck on 114 for 3 weeks and all of a sudden hit 117; what did you do differently?
July 10, 2007 at 8:59 pm |
the scores of 145 and up are from the second version of the game, follow the link at the top of the page to go to it.
July 10, 2007 at 9:07 pm |
Thanks Mel for sorting out the confusion.
V1.0 – Can throw to around 115m
V2.0 – Can throw to around 165m
For V2.0 – you can always post comments in the V2.0 blog on this site:
http://amnesiablog.wordpress.com/2007/07/08/xbox-360-paper-plane-v20-game/
July 11, 2007 at 7:27 am |
Currently ranked No 31 at 150.711m. I start on the line between the floor and the wall and keep the mouse as straight as possible, then move it to the right as quick as i can. I am going to trade my “wheel” mouse in on an infrared to see if it makes a difference. Will keep you posted.
July 11, 2007 at 11:16 am |
For anyone trying to get a handle on the Xbox paperplane game (V2.0) here is a page with some tips to get you started.
For anyone getting better distances than 148m please have a look and tell me what I am doing wrong!
http://grahammercer.com.au/paperplane.htm
Cheers
July 11, 2007 at 4:55 pm |
I wish I could help but since I got the 166.407m I haven’t been able to get past 152m
I wish I could remember what I did
July 12, 2007 at 5:23 am |
Damn this game! Its gotta be a scam. There’s a monkey somewhere that says, “hmm.. i’ll let this throw go past 150m”. Argh!
anyways… I’m starting to understand what it means to be addicted. lol
July 12, 2007 at 6:55 am |
I bought a new mouse today – It does NOT make a difference. There is a secret to getting past 160m and I am looking all over for it!!!!!!!!!
HELP – I’M GOING MAD…………..
July 13, 2007 at 12:27 pm |
I have been sitting at 155.685 with an original ranking of 8 which is now 12 for a week. There is a sweet spot to do this. Nothing to do with the mouse. How to get past 160, I dont know????
July 13, 2007 at 4:29 pm |
Any hints on cracking 150m?
CAn’t seem to get above the 2nd cloud so I keep getting 140-147.
HELP
July 13, 2007 at 7:40 pm |
Q for Iain
Can you do anything about posting the top 10 throws either on a high score list on the game or at the top of this page?
July 14, 2007 at 12:45 am |
another cheat – right click and select quailty – drop it down to low!!!
just managed a 150.196 currently 134. and managed high 149’s every time now!
July 14, 2007 at 1:34 am |
Are they scores of 150m+ on V1 or V2 ? I can only get to 114.8 on V1 and would love a tip on how to increase distance !!
July 14, 2007 at 4:42 am |
V2 : 144.095 using the same cheat from V1
July 17, 2007 at 12:17 am |
This game is totally offensive.
Shortly after the aeroplane leaves the office several young voices can be heard to say “hey, honky!” shortly followed by “He’s my nigga!” What sort of message does this send out to the gullible and feeble-minded? I demand monetary compensation!
July 17, 2007 at 12:34 am |
150.196, rank 269 my highest yet with either game
July 17, 2007 at 9:46 am |
does anyone know what the web kudos are?
July 17, 2007 at 5:50 pm |
I am devestated….
I am now ranked no 2. Who has beten me???
I can’t even spell rite cos of this
July 18, 2007 at 6:56 am |
Hey Reuben
If I was you I would also feel devestated, I thought you would stay No 1 for at least over 1 million throws. Dude, I went from No 30 to No 225 in 1 week!!!! I am feeling even more devestated. We need to make a plan in the week. I will give you a shout tomorrow.
Cheers Dude…………..
July 20, 2007 at 1:49 am |
Hello everyone!
I can not get past 150.202m and i’m 549th globally. Reuben, how far have you gone for that top stop?
July 20, 2007 at 4:09 pm |
Dudes,
There are a number of people asking for how it was done.
What are some indicators along to cours to determine whether the throw is on the right track. I am still stuck on 148.949.
July 20, 2007 at 7:12 pm |
-> Martyn
166.407m. However I am now ranked no. 2 as of this post. games played 794,657
Still wondering who threw better
July 21, 2007 at 5:09 am |
I was wondering why the global rank has changed so drastically. One day I was 50,000th and now im 7,000 in the world. I do not understand
July 21, 2007 at 7:24 am |
i have a variation on cheat above – instead of dragging cursor around outside of screen, once on the outside right click then just move cursor to position you want to re-enter then left click
July 22, 2007 at 8:40 am |
114.734 is the best i can put out done the same distance 5 times, how can i better this please
July 23, 2007 at 1:05 pm |
Reuben…….you keep giving us your improved scores, however you never seem to be answering anyone when they ask you how you did it or any tips.
Will you ever share???
July 23, 2007 at 1:07 pm |
Stevie b (not the one above) you should be able to hit close to the 140 mark every time if you drag the plane to the very to[ left hand corner. release the plane on the top cabinet handle. See how you do there. I am trying a number of variantions including where you grab the plane from. I find grabbing the plane from the nose seems to give more distance that the grabbing it form the rear.
July 24, 2007 at 12:26 am |
The only tip I have at the moment… Till I can get above 155 again is about 1cm below top left corner, right at the back of the screen…
Unfortunately as I have said above where my mouse was I don’t know as my computer lagged as I went forward to throw and I don’t know where it was when the lag ended. Unfortunately I’m on a laptop with at present 128MB of RAM and a GCard of 8MB
I will give a tip when I know how to get near or better my throw….
July 24, 2007 at 7:59 am |
Stevie B (not the one above) how did you go.
July 24, 2007 at 8:30 am |
holy cow guys this game is ace!! ive just got 115.092 out of 39,637,250 global flights….. wait for it….. that puts me at rank 508 inthe world and the top 0.0012%!!!!!!! wow im so proud of the last 5 hours of my life, i realy acheived something today.
July 24, 2007 at 8:34 am |
Hang on….How are you ranked 508 with 115.092 when I have a flight of 148.949 and am ranked 1687?????
I don’t get it.
July 25, 2007 at 7:34 am |
these comments are for version 1
version 2 has its own comments page
danny tell me how u got 115.092 and can email me a screen shot
steve
July 27, 2007 at 5:23 pm |
I am stuck on 114.743, global rank of 2577. Have been for weeks,
I “throw” the plane up to the very very top left – you can only see a tiny tip of the nose, then on the right I come in above the skirting board about about 1 cm up.
Does anyone have any other methods for getting 115+? Would love to know.
July 27, 2007 at 9:29 pm |
People are getting confused on here about the different games.
Version 1 – average between 110-115 is pretty good
Version 2 – average between 140-150 is pretty good
July 28, 2007 at 2:08 am |
what happened to all the mini leagues please? my league ladder disappeared last week … and i’m up to 114.559
October 30, 2009 at 2:33 am |
I created an office league but some of my coworkers don’t want to be in it. How can I delete players from my league or change their names? I can only see how to add them!?? Any help is appreciated.
July 28, 2007 at 9:40 am |
Ver1 114.452 Rank 12375
Ver2 149.403 Rank 2485
Any help to get past 115 on 1?
July 29, 2007 at 3:07 pm |
hey we have reached 147. but cant get any further
July 29, 2007 at 3:52 pm |
ive read some of the coment and there is some confusion because there is TWO different games one flys over school play ground and one flys over rocks and ocean
July 30, 2007 at 8:17 pm |
ahhhhhhh.
113m nearly 114 . i player a game called tribal wars , and inbetween that i sit and throw a stupid dart…! lol
showed it to my girlfrend , now shes hooked too
mu ha ha ha ha
July 30, 2007 at 9:52 pm |
how the heck you could reach 120m…? stuck at 114.734 :/
July 31, 2007 at 11:49 pm |
121m too hard to get any further, involves man hole at 116m so u get a little push
August 1, 2007 at 4:26 am |
ARE THERE ANY CHEATS OUT THERE TO GO FERTHER
August 1, 2007 at 4:23 pm |
also stuck on 114.734… with a rank of 3971 – got this distance 3 diff machines now and so have most of my friends… so i’m guessing another 1cm will leap you up a good 2000-2500 places.
August 1, 2007 at 6:51 pm |
chemik_1 is close to the mark, I suspect 150 is tops, appears that way if you look at ‘field’ when you check right-click ”forward”. Count the trees! My consistent best is 114.757m for a global rating of 3355, will not go above that. Anything else is a fluke or malfunction. And it don’t make any difference if you adjust your mouse speed!
August 1, 2007 at 10:57 pm |
I am sitting on 114.199m with a global rank of 23202 great game!
August 2, 2007 at 12:17 pm |
I don’t get the league thing. I push submit and it puts a green check beside all the names, but then does nothing.
August 3, 2007 at 2:29 am |
My top score with the cheat is 113.022.
I wonder what the top throw is without the cheat is? Mine is (was) 96.72. How about your top through without using the cheat?
August 3, 2007 at 5:25 am |
Version 1- 115.094 Ranked 1873 Can’t get any better and have tried loads!!!!
Version 2- 150.208 did it at work so dont know what i was ranked!!
I do seem to throw further on my laptop though…why is this?…any ideas anyone?..Ta!
August 3, 2007 at 11:45 am |
how the heck do you get past 115?
August 3, 2007 at 11:46 am |
tips on getting past 115? Correct email here.
August 3, 2007 at 12:47 pm |
God knows!!!! Sorry,know it doesnt help but at work i can’t get past 114.783 but at home on my laptop my best is 115.094…Might have something to do with the laptop..really dunno!!!
August 3, 2007 at 7:16 pm |
Hi,
I have created a league and the scoreboard only comes up occasionally and it is normally blank !
Am I doin anything wrong ?
August 3, 2007 at 10:37 pm |
V2 150.434m was ranked 1498 a few minutes back, now ranked 1509. Obviously someone has worked out a strategy. Seems my best throws disappear off the bottom of the screen around the 115m mark and then come in low after the 3rd Kudos pole. Can’t hit it consistently though. C’mon guys, share the secret!
August 4, 2007 at 12:41 am |
great tips, but I can’t seem to get past 119 v1. Past the playground there is a snow covered moutain in the back. It seems you will see a volcano to get to the record 170m this guy has…
http://paperplanesecrets.blogspot.com/2007/08/tossing-paper-airplane-for-distance.html
August 4, 2007 at 12:41 am |
addicted to the max…
August 4, 2007 at 4:41 am |
For anyone that interested i have put a pic up of my 115.094 on my myspace page(on my pics) so feel free to have a look and comment!!..Ta…Still can’t get any further…LOL..
August 4, 2007 at 4:42 am |
soory should have put up my address….DOH!!!! http://www.myspace.com/007rabbit Ta!!!!
August 5, 2007 at 6:49 am |
Can’t get past 104.4 been playing for about month now, any help out there!
August 6, 2007 at 5:56 pm |
dude you gotta use the cheat haha put the plane in top left then move your mouse cursor out of the play area to the left and move it round the bottom of the screen outside the playing square, then slide it in about 1cm about 10 ’skirting board’ thing. it will fly out the window and go around 110m every time.
im stuck at 114.775 ranked 4195 yesterday, now dropped to 4203
August 7, 2007 at 6:41 am |
WOW…just beat my best score…115.754 now!!!..Yippee…pics on http://www.myspace.com/007rabbit Enjoy!!!!!
August 7, 2007 at 12:20 pm |
V2 154.074m Global Rank 465…..There is a god!!!!..pics on http://www.myspace.com/007rabbit I love my laptop!!!!
August 7, 2007 at 6:37 pm |
damn your laptop ! haha i wonder why different computers make a difference?? i thought it would be the same regardless if its programmed that way? what parameter is variable?
August 8, 2007 at 8:26 am |
The laptop strikes again!!!! Version 2 157.873 Global Rank 94…WooHoo…pics on the normal place!!!
August 8, 2007 at 12:53 pm |
Okay boys, can’t get passed 150 since throwing it weeks ago (first ranked at 843, now 1939). Throwing from about 1cm from top LHS seems to give best result, if loops then just start again (no good). Damn you aqua-scum!
August 8, 2007 at 4:29 pm |
Whats the best throw on pc, i guess its V1 game?
Mine is 105.
And is rank just pc players?
August 8, 2007 at 6:40 pm |
Try this !! Grab the plane, holding left mouse button down. Drag to top left hand corner and continuing to hold left mouse button down, drag mouse around outside of window and then release (in the rhs scroll bar) when you’ve lined it up in the usual place.
August 9, 2007 at 5:17 am |
Hmm, dont seem to work for me. Makes no diff if i hold down the mouse button or not. Cant make loops outside by moving mouse. And most of times it “bugs” and stops at relese-line and just drop down. :S
August 9, 2007 at 10:32 pm |
version two,my mate andy taylor is a wag he got 150.013 and i equalled it, can’t get any further though. Must keep trying.
Version one i’mstill on 114.734, again can’t seem to do any better with whatever i try.
August 10, 2007 at 4:02 am |
Ok, in v1 im on 113.8 meters now. got about 145 in v2.
August 10, 2007 at 4:36 am |
114.734 any clue to go further
August 10, 2007 at 8:02 am |
Hehe, im trying pixel by pixel to increse. Every good throw is about 113 now.
August 10, 2007 at 8:57 am |
for Ver. 1
My friends and I can’t get past the 114.7xx mark. We were doing it without any loops in the flight. Are people getting it to loop and getting further than that? When we do it, the furthest we can get is 93m with it looping twice. Any suggestions on where to “release” the plane to get more loops?
August 11, 2007 at 3:45 pm |
i have done 114.734 but i can not go any more
August 11, 2007 at 9:04 pm |
Great game, cant get passed 114.734 either, would love to break th 115 mark, any clues ????
August 11, 2007 at 9:06 pm |
same score on v2, how to get passed it is hard
August 12, 2007 at 10:10 pm |
Hey all,
I just broke the 116m mark. I am working on a better result.
Will keep you all posted
August 13, 2007 at 2:38 pm |
i managed a 115.044! woot
August 13, 2007 at 8:19 pm |
Just hit 129, didn’t get a screen shot (forgot) my friend has reached 143.975 and is sending the screen shot
August 14, 2007 at 1:24 pm |
I got 155.616 for v2 yesterday and was ranked 155th, now I’m 158th – so I know people have beaten it! I have no idea what I did -I fluked it on about my 5th go. Does anyone know if hitting the middle of the 3 x-box things helps?
August 14, 2007 at 5:02 pm |
How do you break the 115m mark in Ver 1??????
August 16, 2007 at 1:41 am |
Has anyone got any evidence of breaking 115m in version 1? My best is 114.717m, 115m seems impossible unless there are more cheats.
August 16, 2007 at 3:58 pm |
Hey is it possible, ie has anyone managed to get above the second cloud without being forced down???
August 16, 2007 at 4:41 pm |
110.358 in v1 and 145.164 in v2. Can consistently get around 130 to 140 in v2, but hard to go apst that.
August 16, 2007 at 4:49 pm |
Just did 111.44 then next throw got 111.639, in v1.
August 19, 2007 at 8:19 am |
Also stuck at 114.734 m. Was ranked in the 4000’s at first but am now at 9469. I’m starting to think it’s random or dependent on what graphic card one is using or something.
August 20, 2007 at 12:06 am |
[...] Go check it out and waste half your day. By the way there is an XBox Version as well and that is the latest version (Released in July 07). Get all the info on the blog about the two versions. [...]
August 20, 2007 at 8:13 pm |
someone help, think i will lose business and family unless find the solution to getting over 155m in v1. Have evn penned a mark on my screen that seems to give optimum distance of between 144.690 and 114.734.
NIGHTMARE
August 20, 2007 at 8:13 pm |
SORRY 115M
August 21, 2007 at 12:56 am |
149.124, just threw on the http://www.xboxpaperplane.com.au/ version. it seems to be all about pin point accuracy regarding postion of the plane and where you bring the mouse back into play on the right side
August 22, 2007 at 2:09 am |
V1 114.734; V2 149.202 Can’t seem to get beyond these scores
August 22, 2007 at 8:51 pm |
V1 114.69
V2 150.208
any further suggestinos?
August 23, 2007 at 6:25 am |
what’s up the loops? How do you do them and can they REALLY give you better difference? I find if my plane does one loop, I get a shorter distance.
August 24, 2007 at 5:00 am |
Got 114.734. Yesterday I was placed around 8000, now I’m 224th. Have the scores above 114.734 been taken out of the scoreboard?
August 24, 2007 at 12:27 pm |
How do you resize the screen to see the chest of drawers?
August 24, 2007 at 7:27 pm |
How annoying, i simply cannot get past up to 115m
see my high score here 114.747m, global rank 228
August 25, 2007 at 1:11 am |
v1 global rank of 32, v2 need help any tricks
August 25, 2007 at 6:16 am |
What is up with 114.734??? I have hit that number countless times but can never get past it! Seems like a lot of other here are having the same problem with 114.734.
Can someone who knows how to get past 115 please leave a detailed post? I here there is a manhole or something? HELP!!!
August 26, 2007 at 8:13 am |
114.802 is the best I’ve managed with V1
Just started playing V2, 143.255 so far.
August 26, 2007 at 12:38 pm |
My son somehow managed 117.351 without any cheats. When he got it he was ranked 13th, but now it has dropped to 16th.
August 26, 2007 at 6:29 pm |
Just got 114.76 on V1 and ranked 187. If you equal the score do you get ranked before or after ? does this mean I am the 187th person to do this distance ?
August 27, 2007 at 6:09 am |
Got 114.757 on V1 today and ranked 199, my friend got the same after I did and I am now ranked 200. So I believe that if someone equals your score it is placed before you as they have done it more recently.
August 27, 2007 at 6:41 am |
In addition, when my son got 117.351, he said his plane did at least 4 loops right above the chimney. I don’t know how to do that with the cheat, so it must take just the right throw.
August 27, 2007 at 8:27 pm |
To get loops you must put your plane in the top left corner and take your cursor off and around the screen, then when you put your cursor back on the game put it slightly lower than usual, I managed to get 3 loops this way.
Good Luck
August 28, 2007 at 9:28 pm |
114.824 vi
August 28, 2007 at 10:54 pm |
114.802 v1 with original cheat ranked 284
August 29, 2007 at 2:07 am |
Ranked 211 with 114.76m, last week I was ranked #175. Tip: before you grab the plane look how is doing a synchronize movement, Use this synchonize movement of the plane to make the shot. will help you score more meters.
August 29, 2007 at 5:59 am |
Please dont’t play any more and go back to work……
August 29, 2007 at 12:55 pm |
On V1 I can get 114.734 every time so how are people getting higher? there must be another trick to it.
somebody please post how as this is starting to do my head in.
Seems strange that it gets the exact same distance each time which lends me to believe that that is the max distance and everyone else who reckons they got higher are dreamin.
August 29, 2007 at 7:18 pm |
114,825 ranked 116
August 29, 2007 at 11:33 pm |
I have a good distance in v1 of 114.735 but see my global ranking slipping down from 244 to 305.
HOW is that possible ????????
August 30, 2007 at 1:04 am |
coz someone got a higher score
August 30, 2007 at 10:20 am |
I am at 117.673 and ranked 18
August 30, 2007 at 1:03 pm |
best distance on V2– 1554.892m
have gone down 1 hundred spots in 4 days
friend bested my 148m with his 151m
now i’m untochable at 154m
ha ha matt sucked in
p.s.yeah yeah matt u have a better distance on v1(.25m)
August 30, 2007 at 1:09 pm |
oh yeah now ranked at 610
154.892m
tip: try to throw form 1.5cm down back left corner , use around the outside cheat.
bring pointer back in at top of white area below cupboard.
plane should go close to fan and then out the top of plasma screen.
if you get 2 backflips near second blue globe down low YOUR IN LUCK
should take of like a rocket and get to over 150 easy.
THIS TIP IS NOT PERFECT(dont forget to try a little higher lower on both sides)
August 30, 2007 at 9:57 pm |
Hiya,
I’m on 114.694 and currently ranked 794 (it was about 754 last week)
I have to be honest, i use the “round the outside” cheat as I dont have the technique to get enough distance to even get out of the window.
I have tried EVERY concievable variation on start position and end position and there is no way I can get this plane any further.
Who holds the current record for the SAMSUNG version of this game (not the xbox version) and can they provide any tips on how to get my plane further ?
Cheers,
Scott
August 31, 2007 at 12:21 pm |
Cmon
who has higher than 114.734 on V1 ????
Let us in on your secret !!
I can’t do any work any more – I need to know
September 1, 2007 at 11:28 am |
114,737 lol a little bit higher
September 1, 2007 at 2:47 pm |
i got over 1,300 metres but something happened that wasn’t normal.. screen went black but plane kept going… weird…. yes thats right 1,300 metres.. when it got to 1000 mtrs it reset to zero…
September 2, 2007 at 1:58 am |
I followed Chris’s advice from his August 3rd entry and got 153.61 I’m globally ranked as of September 1st,at 1177 and finally got to numero uno in my league.Thanks for the tip Chris.Now if I only had a life.
September 2, 2007 at 2:04 am |
Using the same technique as Chris advised,I just hit 154.431,with a 947 global ranking.
September 2, 2007 at 6:47 am |
Iain,
I would kindly like to request that you would tell us how you got that test through to go so far and i really like the idea of posting the top ten so that we can know what the high score is cuase it is driving me craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy. thanks
September 2, 2007 at 10:34 am |
My furthest distance is now 154.832,with a ranking of 653.I’m still using the “Chris technique.The plane needs to go out towards the bottom of the screen and then spin at the second globe.I’ve hit 154 + countless times with this method.Good luck!
September 2, 2007 at 9:28 pm |
I just wanna know what the kids are saying in the background, anybody got a clue? It’s just not clear enough!
Thanks
September 3, 2007 at 1:25 am |
Ha ha i only got 65.34m well only after about 5 goes
September 4, 2007 at 1:02 am |
114.757 and I’m 275th
September 4, 2007 at 5:55 am |
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllppppp
September 4, 2007 at 8:14 am |
Just found you guys. How do you get the file cabinet to show? When I click on Play Again all I get is the plane, a blank wall, and a red line. Until I read the cheat, my best was 108.543 on a regular throw. Now I am in the 114 range with the cheat.
September 4, 2007 at 9:57 pm |
Help, ( V1) i’m stuck on 114.734 cant get any further. tried eveything. Any Tips?
September 5, 2007 at 5:45 am |
I’ve got 125.745 and am ranked 5th in the world on version 1. I can get 186.17m on version 2 and am currently ranked 31st in the world. I would love to know who is number1 in the world for version 1 and how far they threw it.!!
September 5, 2007 at 12:31 pm |
flying high
how the hell do you go that far (186.17) whats the trick for the rest of us beginners
my mouse now has RSI, wil need to get a new one, and my desk has a rut.
work is a time waster and there is not enough space on two screens for any more internet explore for xbox plane (v2)
September 5, 2007 at 4:03 pm |
Chris,
To be honest, the furtherst throw I could make on version 1 was 115.266 using the first cheat that everyone knows about (moving the mouse around the outside of the window and quickly dragging it back on). However, there is a second cheat that allowed me to hit 125.745 and I’m only ranked 5th! Whoever is Globally Ranked 1st is definitely using both cheats. It works on both Version 1 & Version 2. I could spill the beans on it if you really wanted to know but it might spoil the fun. Let me know and I’ll reveal all…
September 5, 2007 at 4:19 pm |
well its not just the cheats that work its how you tweek them.
diff computers diff results(dont know y)
matts laptop goes well
Your fears are real!
once we know (the cheats) you may drop a couple of hundred spots in the first few hours but???? where would the challange b
y not c if you r still rank that high after the post
plz reveal your second cheat, so the company does not have to forclose on my behalf.
September 5, 2007 at 8:38 pm |
Plz give at least a hint on how to do it. I’m losing in our office league.
September 5, 2007 at 10:14 pm |
1st version is 114.56 mtrs 2nd version is 155.341 ranked 395, method i use is when i position the plane on the left i left click the mouse which keeps the plane in position, then position the cursor on the left edge of the screen(find your own point) then right click and plane flys out the window.
September 5, 2007 at 10:23 pm |
No probs mate. For Version 1: When you fly the plane out of the window, right-click and hit zoom in about five times. Eventually the screen will turn a solid black. When it does you have about two seconds to right-click and hit show all. The plane will then drop at around the 120 mark. For Version 2: When the plane is out the building right-click and hit zoom in about five times as with version 1 but when you start to see the grass on the last straight wait about ten seconds and hit show all. Let me know how you get on!
September 5, 2007 at 10:27 pm |
Forgot to mention on my last post – if you leave it for too long before hitting show all the plane will drop off the screen and the counter will run up to 999.99m before resetting to zero. Don’t ask how I came to find this cheat, lets just say I’ve thrown a lot of paper planes!!!
September 5, 2007 at 11:02 pm |
[...] Some good user tips and comments here: http://amnesiablog.wordpress.com/2006/11/13/the-best-online-paper-plane-game-ever/ [...]
September 6, 2007 at 10:09 am |
woooohooo just got a 121.359 with a global ranking of 21
September 6, 2007 at 4:22 pm |
I used Flying-highs recommendations and just got 27place global with 199+ on version 2
September 6, 2007 at 6:52 pm |
Ver 2, 209.522, global rank 21, struggling to get past as i keep going off. Think I’ve had enough of this game now lol
September 6, 2007 at 10:35 pm |
flyinghighs technique does not work on my pc – the screen never goes solid black. 114.4 v1 and 151m on v2. Any more tips for us flyinghigh? 115m is a holy grail in my office!!
September 7, 2007 at 2:43 am |
Hi just got a 115.374 no v1
September 7, 2007 at 2:55 am |
i just got a 124.447
September 7, 2007 at 2:58 am |
how did you do that sharon
September 7, 2007 at 3:34 am |
hit 125.536m ranked 23 on V1. jackpot baby!!
September 7, 2007 at 4:01 am |
how did u do it then
September 7, 2007 at 5:01 am |
just got 125.606 rank 22
September 7, 2007 at 5:51 am |
125.772 rank 13 its all in the black space!! see highflyers posting
September 7, 2007 at 5:54 am |
anyone managed over 126m on V1?
September 7, 2007 at 11:21 am |
Thanks to Fliying-High for helping me to get 204.386 with a ranking of 29.That won’t last for long,I’m sure.
September 7, 2007 at 4:36 pm |
186 v2 and 119 v1
September 7, 2007 at 11:02 pm |
v1: 125.761 – I’m 20th !!!!
September 8, 2007 at 12:49 am |
v1 i’m currently 11th with 125.79m is 126m the limit?
September 8, 2007 at 12:57 am |
207.852,ranked 24 v2 and 122.164,ranked 55 v1
September 8, 2007 at 1:23 am |
125.446,ranked 38 v1
September 8, 2007 at 3:12 am |
125.795m i’m 6th V1
September 8, 2007 at 8:01 am |
Before I posted the cheat on this site I told the lads in my office how to do it, and althogh 8 of us had different scores around the 124-125 mark, we were all ranked 6th in the world so I’m not sure how the rankings work. Would still love to know who is number 1 tho (on either version)!!
September 8, 2007 at 11:03 am |
125.384
September 8, 2007 at 11:05 am |
125.64 33
September 8, 2007 at 11:41 am |
125.671/31 v1; that is the best i can do, what else can be done to increase?
September 8, 2007 at 11:48 am |
125.776/18 v1
September 8, 2007 at 11:56 am |
125.784/16 v1
September 8, 2007 at 12:16 pm |
125.789/13 v1
September 8, 2007 at 1:52 pm |
V2 – 145.024, v1 114.859
September 8, 2007 at 8:54 pm |
flying-High you are my saviour. 201.599 rank 45. I’m off on hol for 2 weeks and was actually considering taking a laptop with me just to try and get a decent score. Thanks mate
September 9, 2007 at 8:37 am |
209.076 with a ranking of 24 for v2. 125.748 with a ranking of 24 for v1.Thanks Flying-High
September 10, 2007 at 1:08 am |
Just did 210.272 ranked 21st on V.2. Found a slight tweak to flying-high’s tip.
September 10, 2007 at 1:46 am |
What’s the tweak,Conrad?I’m at 209.076,ranked 27.Knowing when to time the show all is the hard part.
September 10, 2007 at 10:57 pm |
Where on the screen do you zoom in as this has a bearing on when it turns black?
115 is still the target in our office
September 11, 2007 at 2:01 am |
BM you can zoom in anywhere on the screen, its probably best if you zoom in on the counter in the top right of the screen.
Once you’ve zoomed in about 5 or 6 times you will reach maximum zoom, you then leave it there until the screen goes black, once the screen has turned black you will need to click show all after about 2-3 seconds.
If you don’t click show all at this point the counter will continue onto 999.999 before it resets and you will not have a score or ranking.
The cut off appears to be 126m, this is why i say zoom in on the counter, if you leave it later the counter will run on to 999.999.
Hope this helps.
September 11, 2007 at 5:49 am |
hi i have just managed a throw of 125.729 on v1 but having done so my mini league disapeared and it no longer gives me a global ranking anyone any ideas why?
September 11, 2007 at 7:48 am |
I managed to get 210.237,with a rank of 24.That was on the 10th. Today,the 11th, my league score still shows the 210.237,but the global rank showed nothing, until I started playing again and only displays today’s highest score,which is currently 207.158.Does anyone know why the original distance of 210.237,no longer displays as my best,globally.
September 11, 2007 at 9:05 am |
I think Lee is correct about the cut off of126.I just hit 125.8 ranked 5 globally,v1.
September 11, 2007 at 3:04 pm |
i just got 127.44 v1 i am ranked number 2 who is ranked number 1 cheers flying high just a little different to what said but thanks
September 11, 2007 at 11:18 pm |
whats the secret john
September 13, 2007 at 2:08 am |
I think you are all full of sh*t! I have tried this b.s. zoom in a million times and it doesn’t work! Any more suggestions???
September 13, 2007 at 2:24 am |
Hey Y’all, Before knowing about the cheat, I got 115.857!! Thought that was good and now trying the cheating way. Just wondering how high anyone got w/o cheating??
September 14, 2007 at 12:12 am |
v1 125.795, global rank 6
September 14, 2007 at 1:45 am |
Lee is a liar!
September 14, 2007 at 4:58 am |
125.025 rank 96
September 14, 2007 at 4:59 am |
125.71 rank 59
September 14, 2007 at 8:04 am |
123.443 V1 ranked 119th
September 14, 2007 at 9:19 am |
v1 125.794, global rank 15
September 14, 2007 at 7:56 pm |
Playa, in order for the zoom cheat to work you have to first be able to throw the plane out of the window!!
September 14, 2007 at 7:58 pm |
PS. Heres the proof
September 14, 2007 at 8:03 pm |
http://www.movement2.co.uk/m2-blog/
September 17, 2007 at 2:32 am |
At about what time does the screen turn black for the cheat. I’ve been trying the cheat and all that i can make happen is either a normal through (114ish) or the counter keeps on counting upto 999
September 17, 2007 at 2:33 am |
i meant distance not time! Doh!!!
September 17, 2007 at 9:01 am |
Done….. minus 148.955 !!!
See if anyone can match that…!
September 17, 2007 at 5:52 pm |
what chaos has arisen,
hats of to the old boys before the cheat took over, this new breed is in a plane chucking universe of there own.
good luck chuckers
September 18, 2007 at 8:32 am |
168.25
September 18, 2007 at 8:33 am |
http://s15.photobucket.com/albums/a357/rotflmaopmp/?action=view¤t=yippee.jpg
September 19, 2007 at 6:30 am |
V1 125.717
Xbox V 178.358
September 19, 2007 at 2:29 pm |
The leaderboard on V1 must be very crowded. I went from 125.761 (53) to 125.795 (9) – 0.034m + 44 places!!!!
September 19, 2007 at 10:13 pm |
how did you get to 125.795….I cant get past 114.734
September 20, 2007 at 12:45 am |
Hi bboy, look at ‘Flying-high’s message on Sept 5th – it’s all timing from there.
Good luck and let us know how you do.
September 20, 2007 at 6:06 am |
I’m stuck at 114.809. Any tips on how to throw it further?
September 20, 2007 at 12:13 pm |
Yep same…im stuck at 114.717. Can’t see how you can get it any further. Even using the technique by moving your cursor around to the right of the screen. Anyone got any tips on how to break 120M ??
September 21, 2007 at 1:57 am |
zoom in 4 times on the counter at the top. make sure your on the 2 numbers before the decimal. it will pass 114 and you need to click show all to come out of zoom for it to stop. If you don’t it will go forever. make sure to click right on about 125, maybe a little before. You’ll get the hang of it. 125.795- 13th
September 22, 2007 at 12:13 pm |
Thank you for the tips folks. I just started today and I hit 125.747 and rank #96. I’m not gonna get alot of work done for awhile I see…….
September 22, 2007 at 7:44 pm |
oi how are u getting passed 114 odd?
is there a trick to it?
i need to no it.
the two fuc**** next to me are gay.
let me no.
peace out
September 22, 2007 at 11:10 pm |
For f**k’s sake john all the secrets have been given above. If you’re too damned lazy to read the posts, you really are a…….. Do a bit of research – it’s right in front of you or would you prefer someone to do it for you. Mommy not into computers eh?
September 23, 2007 at 7:26 am |
Driving me crazy! I’ve heard of 170’s but I can’t get past 125.7 using V1……
September 24, 2007 at 11:30 pm |
Bugger, I can’t get past 125.795 (V1). Was ranked 9th, three days later ranked 17th……..
http://i4.tinypic.com/2m63gom.jpg
September 26, 2007 at 3:09 am |
What are those kids saying. Who are they and what do they want from us?
September 26, 2007 at 5:35 am |
116.580m V.1 using no cheats at all.
September 27, 2007 at 12:20 am |
Anymore games like flightsimX??
September 27, 2007 at 11:17 pm |
no cheats todd, bollocks lol. im at 125 odd usin the zoom cheat cant seem to get past it. any one with any other cheats?
September 27, 2007 at 11:17 pm |
v1 by the way
September 28, 2007 at 12:44 am |
your so sad lol i can get 124 easy m8ts all u hav to do is put your mouse at the top hand of the scren then put the mouse all the way around the sceen and put the mouse back on again from the other side and watch it go !!!
September 28, 2007 at 2:14 pm |
Yes but who are those kids? What do they need? I’m scared for their safety.
Please! Please! Listen to them. They need our help.
September 29, 2007 at 3:12 am |
Believe it or not I dont care, but the secret is in the smoke. with cheats i’m ranked 11th
at 125.82m
September 30, 2007 at 12:33 pm |
Figured it out!!
September 30, 2007 at 12:36 pm |
Put the plane on the floor exactly two plane lenghts from the red line. Do the mouse trick going around the outside of the screen. Put your mouse on the fifth red dash from the top and hit enter twice after releaseing the plane. Simple once you figure it out.
October 1, 2007 at 5:54 am |
I am at 114.101. Still trying…..
On newer version, I am at 140.819….
Any working tricks? this blog is very long…can’t filter.
Tansar
October 1, 2007 at 1:19 pm |
http://amnesiablog.wordpress.com/2007/09/28/halo-golf-halo-fore-online-viral-game/
Try thisne,jusy as addicting.I am number 1,,at .002 meters.
October 2, 2007 at 12:14 am |
I’ve been trying for ages to get past 125.795, tried paperflyer4sure’s trick but didn’t get anywhere with that, are there any more ways of refining the zoom trick, i;ve tried zooming in on the counter, any more???
October 2, 2007 at 2:18 am |
still stuck at 114.692.
October 2, 2007 at 8:59 am |
Let it keep flying and listen to the kids! They are calling us, all of us.
I wonder what their names are?
October 5, 2007 at 2:28 am |
Yeah well fuck this 358.
KISS MY BIG ARSE!!!!!!!
October 6, 2007 at 1:45 am |
I think if we find out what the kids are saying then we can fly further. I’m trying to zoom in on the playground to try and find them. The secret is with the kids I think
if I can just find them.
October 6, 2007 at 4:00 am |
125.61 using the zoom trick
October 6, 2007 at 6:59 am |
It just keeps flying in the dark. 1043 and giving up!!!
October 6, 2007 at 9:02 am |
someone help. the zoom won’t work and i don’t know any other cheats. i’ve got 114.747 with and without the cheats. Anyone…………….?
October 6, 2007 at 1:54 pm |
Thanks paperflyer4sure with your cheat I just went 127.72. Wow after it hit the ceiling it followed the ceiling and went over top of the ceiling fan(cool) and when it went thru the window a burst of flames shot out of the back side and it just rocketed off!!! That was the coolest thing I’ve seen in a while. I did figure out you only have to hit enter ONCE not twice for your cheat to work!!!!! Keep the plane a hair off the floor don’t let it touch. Its a fine line but I think thats why I only have to hit enter once.
Thanks again paperflyer4sure-you da man!!!!!!!!!:)
October 6, 2007 at 2:03 pm |
Zoom in on the playground and you can see the shadow of 3 little kids…………….
I think there the same kids that sing in Pink Floyds album?? Listen carefully I had to extract the sound track and play it back in slow motion to identfly what there saying.
You can’t have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat.
October 6, 2007 at 2:07 pm |
Thanks paperflyer4sure-126.99!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Didn’t get the flames?? Must keep trying, must keep trying, must keep trying.
God I need help.I haven’t been to work in 2 days. HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME
October 6, 2007 at 2:10 pm |
how do you get the mouse on the 5th red dash. I can see my pointer when I move it over. I did get over the top of the fan once but can’t do it again.
Who’s pink floyd
October 6, 2007 at 2:25 pm |
why canit i do it.? what are the exact steps
October 7, 2007 at 4:44 am |
Wow! Who’s Pink Floyd? I feel so old.
October 7, 2007 at 11:26 am |
i can’t do it. it doesn’t work.
where are the children??????
what are they saying??????
why is it important to know?????
aarrggghhhhhhh……………………………………………………………………………………………
October 7, 2007 at 11:31 am |
Rod the Who and Pink Floyd are two different bands!!!! You really don’t think there the same group do you? how funny
October 7, 2007 at 1:06 pm |
I touch myself when I fly.
October 7, 2007 at 1:08 pm |
i have something you can touch. muuuwwwahhhhhhhhhhh
October 9, 2007 at 8:31 am |
My wife is divorcing me. Stupid game!!!!!!! Has anyone found the kids?
October 9, 2007 at 9:13 pm |
[...] been around for a while, but I’ve only just discovered it. Paper Plane1.0 has been played over 75 million times! Paper Plane2.0 has been launched in July 2007 and has been played over 13 million times [...]
October 10, 2007 at 11:47 pm |
tried the floor trick,keeps looping back when it gets 2 the ceiling.
October 11, 2007 at 1:29 am |
my friend Ron is lame, he doesnt play the game, he just reads the blog
October 11, 2007 at 1:41 am |
i said he is lame not gay
October 11, 2007 at 1:44 am |
at least his boyfriend said he wasnt
October 11, 2007 at 1:56 am |
i made Ron cry… uh oh.. i better get back to work!
October 11, 2007 at 4:34 am |
this is some new cult and we need the #1 ranked flyer to be our leader…
i’m at 119.943….
take me to our leader, kids!!
October 11, 2007 at 5:39 am |
The kids and pink floyd are a big big help. The Who is no help except that I won’t get fooled again. Currently at: 125.612 / rank 298. Mark, what do you want me to take to the leader. By the way, this is not a cult. My leader told me so.
October 11, 2007 at 7:25 am |
I think the children are gonna tell. and make us play their game. They don’t like the Grumps. When they find us they will go BONK BONK on our heads.
October 11, 2007 at 11:06 am |
I got 121.491 and I found the kids
October 11, 2007 at 11:56 pm |
125.474….ranked 344.
October 12, 2007 at 12:57 am |
Chris: Where did you find the kids? How many were there? What were they doing?
Please tell me!!!
October 12, 2007 at 11:57 pm |
WE DON’T NEED NO EDUCATION….
October 13, 2007 at 2:53 am |
Hey! “Viper! Leave them kids alone!!”
October 13, 2007 at 6:37 am |
I don’t care about the stupid kids. Let the cars run over them.
With cheats I’m at 127.54. The secret is with the first cloud.
October 13, 2007 at 9:45 am |
The kids found the phone, oh nooooooooooo
This is America calling…….(beep beep)……..are we reaching you?
The kids keep hanging up..!!!!! I don’t understand it……………….
Really, who are you…………….I really want to know……………………..
October 13, 2007 at 9:53 am |
I’ll give you all a clue. Look carefully at the building just outside of the window.
“the kids are just another brick in the wall”
October 13, 2007 at 10:01 am |
this game is taking over our kids minds.
“we don’t need no thought control” everybody just leave them kids alone.
They are hurting anyone. Where is the justice. Bill, oh Bill.
October 14, 2007 at 12:41 am |
what does any of this have to do with the game. I asked my parents who pink floyd was and they just said oh my god. I figure they must be a christain band or something.
113.0806
October 14, 2007 at 4:57 am |
Jennifer, just say no to drugs!!
October 16, 2007 at 2:13 am |
The kids are all alone and they need our help. Doesn’t anyone care?
They sound like they might be hurt. How can anyone hear their cries
and not at least feel the need to help them in some way? We don’t even
know if their safe.
October 17, 2007 at 2:01 am |
V1, Rank: 590, Distance: 122.978
V2, Rank: 556, Distance: 193.311
Interesting game. I’ve played both games for a total of about 5 minutes each to get to where I’m at. Maybe I’ll try again tomorrow.
October 17, 2007 at 2:03 am |
Just noticed the time. Guess it’s Aussie time? I’m in Texas where it’s presently 11:03am.
October 19, 2007 at 3:37 am |
v1: 125.51, #387
October 19, 2007 at 3:40 am |
v1: 125.738 #248
October 19, 2007 at 7:22 am |
Still haven’t seen the Kids. Beginning to think I won’t ever find them.
October 19, 2007 at 11:15 pm |
ANY TIPS? MY BEST IS 113.135 CANT BEAT IT. I HAVE A 1 TIP AND THAT IS TO TAKE THE PAPER PLANE TO THE TOP RIGHT ON LINE WITH THE LINING OF THE BUMP IN THE WALL AND RIGHT CLICK IT THERE AND THEN PUT YOUR MOUSE ON THE BOTTOM RIGHT CORNER PAST THE RED MARK ON LINE WITH THE BUMP IN THE WALL AND CLICK AND YOU SHOULD GET IT THROUGHT THE WINDOW AND REACH IN THE 100s
October 20, 2007 at 1:44 am |
to “Says” the best tip is give UP.. I mean on everything. to “Joe” Don’t give up on dem kids!!!
October 20, 2007 at 2:11 am |
CAN SOM1 GIVE ME A CLEAR WAY OF DOING THE FLOOR TRICK!?
October 20, 2007 at 11:49 am |
I don’t get what Pink Floyd has to do with the game? Anyone care to explain or is it that you all are a bunch of jerk offs with nothing better to do than waste my time.
Now give me a real cheat losers.
P.S. Jennifer will you marry me. I will make you happy and take you away from your hippie parents.
October 21, 2007 at 2:05 am |
i am at 500 with the zoom cheat and i cant get it to stop any suggestions?
October 22, 2007 at 7:50 pm |
If you hold the plane at exact mid point on left, – do the round the outside trick, then release at 3/4s while pressing F5 and tapping enter 9 times the plane gets an alien pilot- Wow!
October 22, 2007 at 8:38 pm |
Just tried the Alien thing- Fantastic- Won’t get you a good score though!
October 23, 2007 at 10:07 am |
this zoom thing does not seem to be working…can anyone give more detail
October 26, 2007 at 11:26 am |
I just turne 18 today and my science teacher says I’m built for my age. Anyone want to play with me? Its all in how you work your hands, you know hold it real tight and let it go with a gentle release, then repeat till it cums to a stop on the ground. God I want someone to play with me -BAD!!!!!
November 1, 2007 at 2:31 am |
‘Barely Legal’ – that is really sad. Your science teacher built you??? Like Frankenstein? I thought that was illegal, you must seek professional advice NOW.
I will play with you… Let’s play marbles, I’ve got mine, but….OH….you’ve probably lost yours…..so sad.
November 1, 2007 at 3:32 pm |
Well, there a guy in our office that has just done 125mtrs
November 1, 2007 at 3:39 pm |
i did 125.753m for ver 1 and im still just 294 in global ranking..
any1 knows whats the best throw for ver 1??
November 1, 2007 at 3:44 pm |
125.794m now for ver1… global rank #88
i guess #1 isnt far from 125m… 126.xxx maybe?
November 1, 2007 at 4:12 pm |
I can only get 113m any tips so i can beat this other show off in the office
November 1, 2007 at 7:43 pm |
With vs 1, My maxiums are 104m by chucking the mouse across the desk, 116m by doing the round the screen thing & 124.38m using zoom.
My Global rankin is 702 & I have run out of ideas on how to improve this !!!!!
November 1, 2007 at 11:44 pm |
What’s the zoom cheat?
November 2, 2007 at 12:49 am |
‘Bob,’ – look at the blog from September 21st.. all is revealed…. (its works better if you zoom 5 times,,,)
November 2, 2007 at 1:23 am |
hmm… ghee.. prolly u need to find a better startin point? i myself, am gettin lazy to better my score till i know just how much is #1’s score..
any1 knows?!
November 2, 2007 at 1:28 am |
I doubt #1 is over 126; my guess is it’s somewhere around 125.800-125.802. Here’s how I get that:
One player above stated he’s at #294 with 125.753. I’m (now) at #169 with 125.785. That means that (roughly speaking) there’s only a difference of .032 meters between 294th and 169th place, meaning that about 4 players share each .001 (one-ten-thousandth) of a meter. Another player above said he’s at #88 with 125.794; that means there’s only a difference of .009 meters between 88th and 169th place, meaning that about 9 players share .001 (one-ten-thousandth) of a meter. Even if the ratio doesn’t change above 88th place–which it almost certainly does–the 9 players on each point mean that first place would shared by nine people, all of them standing somewhere around 125.804. If the ratio of players per measurement does change as I suspect, first place may be shared by as many as twnety players, all of them standing at 125.798 or so.
Something to shoot for…
November 2, 2007 at 1:42 am |
P.S. — What this means is that my 169th place is separated from 1st place by a flight distance of just over one-half an inch…and the guy in 88th place is out of first by a fifteenth of an inch. IOW, it’s not so much skill as plain–or plane–luck.
November 2, 2007 at 1:52 am |
P.P.S. (And the last one, I promise) — What this also means is that at an average flight speed of just under 5 meters per second, the difference between, say, 90th place and first place is roughly 1/1200 of a second. Good luck with that.
November 2, 2007 at 3:13 am |
Flighty – i am now at 125.786, 1/1000th in front of you, but four places at #165. How does that work when the counter on screen is only goes to 3 decimal places….???
I reckon 126 is the maximum, with several people all shairng the same distances. I also reckon that the program can’t work out if people have a tied/joint distance….
November 2, 2007 at 3:58 am |
So you (and others) bumped me; I’m now at #171.
3 decimal places *is* thousandths, remember?
I don’t think it’d be possible to hit 126. I’d bet good money that my 125.800-125.802 mark is correct.
So far as tied distances, I’m guessing that the first person in each spot gets the best rank for that spot. Like I said, there are certainly, say, a dozen people with the longest distance (125.802, let’s say), yet those people are ranked one through twelve. At 125.801 there may be 20 players, and they’re ranked 13th through 32nd. And so on, and so forth. I’m sure that at my current 125.785, there are probably a half-dozen other players. No one else going 125.785 can move me, but someone getting, say, 125.787 will move me–and a hundred million others.
November 2, 2007 at 5:17 am |
I just got a 125.791 and I’m ranked 123 in V1. Once you learn how to get to 125 mark the game is boring. Took me two days to learn the cheats. I’m done!!!
November 2, 2007 at 10:36 pm |
Now at 125.795m with #58 ranking
November 2, 2007 at 11:32 pm |
I’m finding that I can get to 125.650 + nearly every time, but I’ll be darned if I can top my own 125.785. I’ll keep trying, though, in spite of Scott’s statement that “Once you learn how to get to 125 mark the game is boring”
November 2, 2007 at 11:47 pm |
At the risk of being boringly repetitious here, I’ll just say that I’m now #152 at 125.788, meaning that flying an extra 3/1000s of a meter moved me up 27 points in the ranking, right in line with my stated assumption yesterday that there are a dozen or more players on each .001m detente when at this level. And given that Ghee is now #58 at 125.795–meaning that he’s ranked 96 places higher than me though he’s only flown .006m farther, I’ll state that the max distance is probably closer to 125.798 or so.
November 3, 2007 at 12:17 am |
I guess that to improve on anything above 125.79 we are completely relying on luck..!!
If Flighty’s predictions are correct then to get to #1 we have 57people all within 3mm ( typing 3mm is actually longer than 3mm !!!!)
November 5, 2007 at 4:14 pm |
I just hit 125.792 ranked 115th globally. This game is awesome. I lost my league chart. Does anyone know how to get it back. Thanks!
November 5, 2007 at 5:14 pm |
I just hit 125.795 and now ranked 62 globally. I believe the game ends at 125.99 or 126.00.
November 5, 2007 at 11:41 pm |
125.795m is shared with me .. (also ranked #62), was #58th a few days ago…
I reckon that with the number of shared/tied positions, that this distance is joint 3rd or 4th (presuming that 125.798 is about the max…)
Anyone higher that 58th, please post your distances
November 6, 2007 at 4:03 am |
I can’t get back into my league, any ideas?
Also, can you have more than one league?
And, if I access my league from a different PC, can I get it to remember my score?
November 6, 2007 at 1:13 pm |
I can’t get back into my league either. I did loose it at one point and while playing the game it just reappeared. It is gone again and I can’t get back into it all.
My score still sits at 125.795
November 7, 2007 at 12:29 am |
hey guys i have sum really interesting stats about the game, i jus did it it on work computer and got 224.675 it was amazing u shud really check it out i got past a second climbing frame it was awesome. i spend my life playing on it its good. i even workes out the angles and everything coz i am such keen phycist. i really shud get a life like u guys shud to.
November 7, 2007 at 12:36 am |
I heard cocks and thought that i wud share my score of 24m which i cannot beat i have bin playin the game for some time now and wud like any pointers. I wud love to hear from mr x and mr z and maybe meet up sometime??
November 7, 2007 at 3:09 am |
Ignorant people are always fearful of the knowing, and they show their fear by posting illiterate and juvenile rants poorly disguised as ‘humor’. Funny, bob! Funny, mr x! Funny, mr z! Funny, Dr! OMFG!!! ROFLMAO!!!!
Sad and pathetic losers…
November 7, 2007 at 9:07 am |
I’m at #47 with 125.797. I used to be #30 with that same score.
November 7, 2007 at 8:43 pm |
i do agree 100% with flighty that these ignorant bastards are not konwing and scared of gods of paper aeroplanes such as flighty… this is not just a game its a way of life, i spend 6 hours each day improving my technique, so that oneday i might be as good as my idol flighty. i love him!!!! i do also think that during the day at least 8 hours should be spent on this game from heavan !! and flighty should lead the way in this battle against mr x and mr z and nimrod!!! we must defeat these ignorant people and show the way to life..thankyou xx
November 7, 2007 at 8:45 pm |
Hi guys, got loads of new information about this awsum game. Iv been doin loads of research into the angle of attack and angle of release of the paper aeroplane. It helps having a degree in quantum physics. iv been using loads of formulas and have worked out the perfect throw. im now ranked 5 globally. If u wanna know more about my theories and how to throw the perfect throw, theres my email address. cheers guys!! God speed and Per Ardva Ad Astra. pp@hotmail.co.uk thnk u xx
November 7, 2007 at 8:46 pm |
Flighty fucker is obviously gay and wants a bit of action! concentrate on the game or go and do something that actually satisfies you. but your probably wanking over flighty the fanny or a paper areoplane. my record is 125.34 metres so if you beat that then i wish to see proof and then i will wank over you aswell! xxx Private penis i want your penis so its public not private
November 7, 2007 at 8:48 pm |
no seriously i am gay and its not anything to laugh about! gay rights i say!! flighty is still my love and i wish to learn his techniques to improve my score of 4cm!!!! i seriously want to be good at this amazing game but i cant seem to have any degrees in quantum physics as private penis says, i am just6 not tht clever!! im sorry tht i have failed u in this battle flighty…
November 7, 2007 at 8:50 pm |
i have just maxed out my throwing technique, the zoom with a wierd boost out of the aeroplane. i am now ranked 1st, oh yes champ of the universe. fuck you all anus face’s read and weep. i have my secrets on http://www.myspace.com/theaeroplanes.
i rule the WORLD.
i love you flighty fucker and nimrod i will lead you to the top 10, and take you under my wing (punn intended)
peace out mo fo’s
x
November 7, 2007 at 8:51 pm |
i cant get past 54 metres!! are there not any cheats for this adreniline fueld game!! i have been on it for the last 6 hours. i cant drag very well! please help me or i might have to take drugs or sumthing or get a tatoo to get this game out of my system!!!!!!!!
November 7, 2007 at 8:53 pm |
flying high iv just shot u down ur now sixth in the world mwhahahaha. I panned ur ass. Im like .1 of a meter off 4th globally. write back if u beat me and i want proof. the world cup paper aeroplane championships r coming up i expect to c u there. Right im off to wank over the knew Hawk deployed at RAF VAlley c ya
November 7, 2007 at 8:57 pm |
OMFG smythi ur such a noob! private penis ur an inspiration
i would love 2 talk 2 u guys 2 discuss techniques further, then we can show these ignorant bastards the true beauty of the game and how it can transform ur life. it also makes u a hit with the ladies! honest i told my pen pal brenda (an attractive auystrian milk-maid) that i had the 10th highest score, and she totally digged it !! yay im in there! god bless paper aeroplanes xxx
November 7, 2007 at 9:00 pm |
o golly god i came within 2minutes of opening the magazine and saw the knew hawkl its so fit. Has anyone beaten u yet. Flighty fucker i relli wanna meet ur pen pal, i met shes a good yodeller, does she play the paper aeroplane game, cause if she does we are goin to bond like a missile hitting a building. o yeah giggity giggity goooooooo.
November 7, 2007 at 9:03 pm |
leave us noobs alone!!! im a girl and i love this game!! and i have got a girlfriend and im living!! so go away btw flighty thanks for sticking up for us xxxxxxxx
November 8, 2007 at 1:13 am |
Psychiatric help is available by phone, guys…though judging from the illiterate, ungrammatical, typo-filled comments above, you’ll probably need the help of your kindergarten teacher or special ed assistant to dial the numbers. Cheers, assclowns!
November 8, 2007 at 1:32 am |
haha flighty’s a douche-bag! + ooer nice comeback dickweed!! xx
November 8, 2007 at 4:30 am |
I think Flighty would be welcomed into my classroom anytime. As long as he gets on with the other children as they are knwon to hate outsiders which is clearly what he is. I agree with assclown. LOSER LOSER LOSER oh and LOSER
November 8, 2007 at 4:56 am |
sorry ‘known’ as Flighty might get up tight about taht ‘illitertate ungrammatical, typo filled comment’
November 8, 2007 at 5:22 am |
woot! ranked 107 and found new cheat! put other way round (plane at bottom mouse near top and u ride the ceiling!) not effective but cool
!
November 8, 2007 at 8:41 am |
Flighty can’t spell. I think its you who needs to go back and learn English.
November 8, 2007 at 6:59 pm |
right mate if ur name is my penis is rather large or real then i can fly and arnt u posting on this sad sight aswell! so in all fairness ur being a rather hypocritical crapend!!!! oh and flighty i need to ask a genuine question….do u actualy think you have a life??
November 8, 2007 at 6:59 pm |
oi, tiny penis your name is not real, i bet you are a middle aged loner who goes on this game at work and at home. get a life. you have massive fanny lips on your mouth. write back if your not too scared you little prick.
i am real. x
November 8, 2007 at 7:04 pm |
I feel so sorry for you, “my penis is rather large”, no wonder you waste your life away on shit online coomputer games, the bullying for having “my penis is rather large” as your name must be intense, especially considering its actually a little prick. oh and no lies flighty this is my REAL number – 07828 121 906 id love 2 here from you
!! xx
November 8, 2007 at 7:05 pm |
flighty and tht real dude are both fuckin loser…get a life
November 8, 2007 at 7:11 pm |
My Penis is rather large is a loser and a hipocritical loser! you have got a funny name. But your probably from America so i expected it.
November 8, 2007 at 7:14 pm |
By the way this is my real name. My penis is rather small but you cant see it so it is actually 12 inches long. Hello Mr admin man. I love you. My Penis IS Rather Large is a hipocritical fanny basher
November 8, 2007 at 7:21 pm |
i like a rubber jonny by my bed side table but i bet flighty doesnt even no wht one is and even if he did obviously doesnt no how to use the thing
November 8, 2007 at 7:22 pm |
To help Real Gamers with the game: Put your mouse in the top left and move your mouse around to the other side then before you move your mouse on screen press space bar 5 times and then tap caps lock twice and finally type in PAPER PlANE. If you have done it correctly then your plane turns blue and is alot bigger. Gud Luck. Mr johnny especially
November 8, 2007 at 11:45 pm |
You know, you gays were vaguely entertaining for a while–reading your infantile scribblings was like watching crippled retarded children attempting to juggle eggs. But now it’s just so sad and tedious, because most of you can’t juggle for shit; you’re just, well, crippled and retarded, and even watching you crippled retards sitting around eating your own feces–entertaining as that might have been at one time–gets old after a while.
IRONY (EYE-ruh-nee) noun 1. incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs.
IOW, it’s crippled, illiterate retards posting repeatedly on a paper plane game website about how little life other posters to that site must have.
Suggestion for all you assclowns: pull your buddy’s penises out of your mouths, step your lard asses away from your keyboard, brush whatever teeth you have left, slap on some deodorant, and get a life. Oh, and please–pretty please, with cherries on top–take at least a first-grade English class so you can learn something about language, grammar, and spelling.
I’d be glad to hand out my number, but I don’t want any of you crippled illiterate retards calling me begging to come over so you can suck my semen out of your asses. You guys will just have to live with your fantasies of me.
November 9, 2007 at 12:06 am |
V1: 125.728 (404)
November 9, 2007 at 2:22 am |
flighty mate…stop being hypocritical,stop bein a sad no life fuck face and get a life! oh and come up with somin better than assclowns….i mean come on
November 9, 2007 at 2:22 am |
the greater are knowledge increases, the more our ignorance unfolds…
November 9, 2007 at 2:24 am |
sorry if u want to be petty i ment our…u sad fuck…its a fuckin computer game..get out! oh and one other thing before i go.flighty u seem to be using their arguments as your own so mate…think up somin by yourself mate
November 9, 2007 at 3:18 am |
you are a proper gimp! so sum guys want to have a joke! what is your problem! its called fun like this game was intended! what is your problem with spelling and grammar? are you an english teacher? OBSESSIVE! they don’t have to spell correctly if they don’t want. If you are an english teacher, mark some work or something instead of being on this blog thinking you know the angles at which an animated paper aeroplane flies! your actually right for one thing though. I can’t juggle but your a bigger loser than these guys thought if that mattered? and does it make me a retard if i cannot juggle eggs? i prefer to have them on toast or scrammbled in the mornings or birds come from them. Give it a rest and get yourself out of where ever you are and do what you told them to do! PATHETIC. By the why i would not let you bum me if you were the last guy on earth and i was gay and had not shoved my cock up a guys ass for months! but its funny how you think of your self so highly in their eyes. LOSER
November 9, 2007 at 5:06 am |
Says FIAL: “they don’t have to spell correctly if they don’t want.”
Truer words were never spoken. Garbage collectors, burger flippers, sewer crawlers, and cross-dressing male prostitutes giving 10 cent glory hole blowjobs down at the bus station: none of these professions require a knowledge of proper grammar or spelling. Most of you, then, appear to be ideal candidates for your chosen careers. Congratulations!
(FWIW, I’m not an English teacher; I’m a professional football/soccer ref, so if any of you pathetic fat-assed weasels care to meet me one-on-one, I’m sure we could arrange ourselves a pleasant little match.)
November 9, 2007 at 5:25 am |
Hello i cum from ze deutschland, i cannot get over 0.02 cm! can anyone help me ? ive been playing for 5 years. oh yeh and ze admin guy has a small willy. and because of this flighty will get banned!! u little cock!!! fuck u!!! FAT FUCKIN LOSER!! i had ur mum but u didn’t know coz u is so fat ur stuck in ur computer chair!!!! hahahaha
November 9, 2007 at 5:32 am |
rrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrr!!!! did i scare u guys!!!!!! hehehehehehe i’ve heard that flighty’s so fat that he hasn’t seen his dick for over 3 years!! Can u actually wash under that overhang??
peace out!
dino boy xxx
November 9, 2007 at 8:03 am |
Admin – does the big blue plane easter egg work in v1 or v2? I can’t get it to work in either…
November 9, 2007 at 6:09 pm |
V1 but you’ve got to work on your timing to get it perfect. It took us here at admin quite a while to get it right.
November 9, 2007 at 6:26 pm |
Playing “soccer-football”, as you americans call it, on your computer does NOT make you a professional football referee! Further more, I’m from England, so if I want a fucking fight with some pussy aledged American FOOTBALL (thats what its really called, because we invented it!) coach, I’ll take you on after a game between Manchester UTD, Chelsea, Liverpool, or whichever team you want, against whatever you can throw at us! So suck my dick,
Dick (dik) – the tiny pin that hangs between flighty’s legs.
xxxxxxx
November 9, 2007 at 8:05 pm |
A Football ref!! You call that a proper job? What writing do you need to do in that apart from when you have booked someone! Get a proper a job yourself, if your so good at grammar and spelling on blogs, become an english teacher?
November 9, 2007 at 10:04 pm |
Admin – can you please explain the cheat further as it still wont work for me! Is there any other cheats?
November 9, 2007 at 11:06 pm |
ur mumma’s so fat flighty she needs a bazooka to put her tampon in
November 10, 2007 at 3:21 am |
Duh.. dee.. duh.. i told 2 shek out dis site cuz im wetard and get along with utter wetards. hi guys. i love paper plane. i throw out window when i get break from coloring klass. i love to color. blue is not my favorite. but green iz. so happy now that i have friends that are like me.
thank u for being u!
November 10, 2007 at 8:07 am |
i think we have scared flighty away either that or hes getting the next flight over here in the latest paper aeroplane.
November 11, 2007 at 2:47 am |
I am here. I am queer. Get use to it.
November 11, 2007 at 3:04 am |
Until all you foreigners starting posting your childish garbage.
Understand MATE.? Hmmmmmmmm what country calls others mate and plays soccer, lol. Remember you ALL could be speaking German right now or maybe that would have been a good since Hitler would have straighten up your childish, whining and pathetic lives.
Now stop posting your garbage, I’m serous……………………………………………..
November 11, 2007 at 3:08 am |
well when you put it that way, sorry
November 11, 2007 at 3:11 am |
I’m from England and I owe my life to the American’s. Thank-you and I will stop posting this garbage as you call it. But we do like soccer.
November 11, 2007 at 3:16 am |
I’m sorry, ve getz es iden.
November 11, 2007 at 3:22 am |
I guess I’m sorry also. What is the fact that the phone numbers I posted like (077498451599) gave me away as a foreigner??
November 11, 2007 at 3:35 am |
hahahahahahaha u assclown, wer not fuckin german dickweed…we all go to the same fuckin school on england..ur geography should be quite good after all this technical crap u all come up with ..so u no where tht is yeh?? we did help u fat loser win the war yeh but i have to say tht hitler only shot himself because the gas bill came through!!! and the best word in tht name is this USE to be a clean message board….titwank…it aint ne mroe is it cos we r here to try and knock some sense into you pathetic losers…seriously its for your own good and omg flighty you’v been humbled you fuckin freak!!! peace out as u assclowns would say…ps if u came over to a decent coutry..england for example…everyone says mate cockweed
November 11, 2007 at 3:55 am |
hey assclown. I’m coming over to your school (school -no wonder your talking like this your all a bunch of kids, hahahaha) and I’m going to bend you over and make you a man, got it son! urrrrr mate!
November 11, 2007 at 6:17 am |
haha did u ever go to school mate and get an education! yes small dick we are still at education and in our 3rd year of university! oh and good luck coming over….which uni are we at…can u even get to england! and i do believe you wouldnt have been to higher education…you were miost likly judging by your name a lower school drop out….fuckin retard
November 11, 2007 at 6:28 am |
hahaha assclown got these guys nailed…my penis is rather large is almost as much of a loser as flighty….maybe more! i havnt figured who he’s backing yet but iv only just stubbled across this site in australia..! and flighty and this penis dude sound to me like drop-outs trying to sound clever and big to guys obviously younger than them at uni…but tbh they could probs all lay you out and almost deffinatly kick your arse in any knowledge test as i know that english uni’s are amoung the best…i went to Bristol myself! but seriously you plane flying freaks…get a life! oh and my penis is rather large is obviously a bit upset about his tiny penis that he has to try and promote himself on a blog for losers such as this! you guys are doing well into at least trying to talk sense into these prick such as flighty and my penis is rather large!!! well done mr x and z for starting the rant…wherever or whoevere you two actualy are….well done for trying but for some people things can never change x x
November 11, 2007 at 7:35 am |
Congrats “my penis is rather small” words of wisdom indeed. We here in england seek to confront nerdy gamers, and confront them on their miserable lives. More often than not they don’t listen, but I’d like to think we make a difference! My penis is also small, and i salute you with it! much love all, our work here is done xxxx
November 11, 2007 at 7:44 am |
well well well thankyou to everybody on this site…. we here have had some fun over the last week just trying our hardest to give these fat fucks some sort of sense of a real life! and whoever fell for the admin trick is as gullable as it gets…Admin was one of us you tit, there is not blue plane easter egg cheat!! anyway flighty we hope to god for your sake that we have helped you if even a little bit with our illiteracy and words of stupidity…it obviously got to you if you put up such a pathetic flight…i dont know who you think you were some philospher from another game your obsessed with! anyways were going now and leaving this site in peace for the odd gamers to have some fun…but just don’t get so intense and obsessed by a computer game…! i leave with the nerd liberators…our work here is done xxxx
November 11, 2007 at 8:09 am |
Good bye, its been nice talking 2 u all, despite the odd insult. My job and the rest of the nerd liberators is done, we have opened ur eyes to the real world. But if u wanna play on games all ur life good luck 2 u, dont blame me if u die of a heart attack cause u exercise is ur fingers and eyes. Theres so many better things out there than fucking computer games. Anyway i leave you in peace and love, im off to get my pilots licence. c ya x
November 11, 2007 at 3:19 pm |
privatenutsack says “im off to get my pilots licence”
I didn’t know Toys-R-Us stayed open this late! hahahahahahaha
get it! hahahahahahaha
You are a pathetic loser. Toys-r-us, hahahahahahahahaha
November 11, 2007 at 5:54 pm |
have you not of sarcasm and taking the piss out of you lot you dumb fuck simons….as help is given said, some people never learn…you thick fuck
November 11, 2007 at 5:58 pm |
oh sorry for the grammar, maybe if i proof read it properly as u are pbviously supposed to do on blogs i would have realised i have missed out a heard “have you not heard of sarcasm”! hes not actaly going to get his licence you stupid gullable eagit! he was taking the piss out of you as you al probably want to be pilots, i can tell you that a computer game thatr throws paper airoplanes isnt going to gt you very far!!!get a life you “pathetic loser”….i swear thats wht this lot have been calling you all along..come up with your own stuff dickend…
November 11, 2007 at 11:14 pm |
point made xx (oh and he is getting a pilot’s licence cos i know him, therefore, spin on that!)
November 12, 2007 at 1:32 am |
haha my bad, well there you go then simons he is actually getting a licence…maybe he’ll fly out to you someday and take you for a ride…i hope you’ll find it more entertaining than this sad game
November 12, 2007 at 5:39 am |
You have to keep posting because I slammed you good and you don’t know how to get over it. Hahahahahahahahahahaha
You can’t stop thinking about it can you. hahahahahahahahaha
TOYS-R-US get it………………………….
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Your soooooooooooooooooo sad.
hahahahahahahaha
November 12, 2007 at 6:14 am |
dont flatter your self! “slammed you good” wtf! and your calling us sad…look at yourself..! keep posting?? what are you on about?…enlighten me…
November 12, 2007 at 6:51 pm |
awww simons did we “slam you good” cos you can’t seem to come up with anything…or are you just taking your time to think something up with your slow insignificant brain…
November 13, 2007 at 12:36 am |
To sum up the score so far:
Simons = 2
Pathetic Losers = 0, zero, goose-egg, nothing, nada, zip
November 13, 2007 at 2:00 am |
i wierdo
November 13, 2007 at 2:01 am |
i wierder
November 13, 2007 at 2:01 am |
i wierder..er
November 13, 2007 at 2:02 am |
i wierdest
November 13, 2007 at 2:03 am |
i bet the score keeper is simons trying to cover up for himself…you need a life…go on i’m waiting for another comment to “slam me good”
November 13, 2007 at 8:21 am |
oh realy i thought u were queer, u did admit to it! and even if you weren’t my mum has better taste than some low life scum who thinks his fancy language makes him better than anyone us…u arrogant fuck! now serious question….do you actualy genuinly think you have a life?? oh and going to play on fifa for the next 5 hours doesnt make you a pro ref! wel i’m off now to hit some englsh clubs, couple of ladies clung around my neck when i get home, quick to me to you and then i’l wake up and come back here to see what you’ve been getting up to!, we come back cos its jst histerical reading your comment, you really think your the stuff don’t you…
November 13, 2007 at 9:17 am |
17th…you are so sad, you do actaly take it all so seriously don’t you?
November 13, 2007 at 1:48 pm |
Wow this game is really addictive thats for sure. I find myself just playing and playing and playing. It sure is alot of fun. I keep trying to beat my personal best each time but its also kindof frustrating at the same time.
Good game! thanks amensia
Robby – Los Angelos, Cali.
November 13, 2007 at 1:50 pm |
oh wow I just got it to loop just outside the window! cool.
What are the children saying? I can’t make it out. lol I’m just joking around here.
Back to flying for now.
Robby – Cali
November 13, 2007 at 1:53 pm |
Oh yeah, I’m going to get my work associates to join me in an office league this week. This should be fun, Nothing wrong with a little competition amoung friends right!
I think Carol our front desk girl will have a go at it since shes always looking for something to pass the time in between phone calls.
Good night everyone and happy flying…………….
Robby Webb
November 13, 2007 at 1:55 pm |
Wow how did you get to be ranked 17th? Thats pretty good. I’m along way from getting there thats for sure!!
Robby W.
Its late and I have to stop now or I won’t get any sleep. ARGGGGGHHHHHHHH, LOL
November 13, 2007 at 2:02 pm |
Robby, were from England and you and all of your american buddies suck mate. we are far better than any of you american assholes and we have the higher education of you all here in our universities!
we can beat the americans at anything we trie to. you all a bunch of pathetic losers with a worhtless leader named after a womens critter. bush will be the end to yopu americans, the world wants you gone.
November 14, 2007 at 5:13 am |
well i don’t know who you are Robby Webb….but all i can say is, couldnt put it better myself…
November 14, 2007 at 1:50 pm |
I’m getting better each time!!
I got work addicted to the game so now we all have the compitition thing going on. Even the boss walked by and busted carol playing and we thought we were done for!!! next thing we see is the bosses name up on the league board. the bastard was playing behind his closed office door. How funny is that!!, lol
good times were had by all today in the office. lets keep it going gang. carol’s the one to beat.
Robby Webb
November 14, 2007 at 1:51 pm |
yet another round completed.
I’m getting better each time!!
I got work addicted to the game so now we all have the compitition thing going on.
Even the boss walked by and busted carol playing and we thought we were done for!!! next thing we see is the bosses name up on the league board.
The bastard was playing behind his closed office door. How funny is that!!, lol
Good times were had by all today in the office. lets keep it going gang.
Carol’s the one to beat.
Robby Webb
November 14, 2007 at 1:57 pm |
I almost forgot we had a vendoe who we really like come in and bring us donuts today and we got him hooked on the game also.
He’s going back to his place of emplyment and will be getting his office bunch in a league also.
Arrrggghh, this game is sooooooooooo crazy we don’t have time to work anymore. my wife wants to talk when I come home from work but I end up telling her to take care of the kids I have important work that needs to get done before the morning. Little does she know I am playing this crazy game the whole time, I can’t seem to stop it has really got a hold of me thats for sutre. I also have a tendency to talk wayyyyyyyyyyyy too much after I’ve had a few drinks so this is one of those times and I should probaslbly stop now since its cutting into my game time for sure.
One more game then its bed time for me. Hope everyone else is having as much fun as we are? this game is a kick in the pants and really addicting. arrrgggh gfotta stop now.
good night everyone and enjoy playing the game.
bye,
Robby Webb
November 14, 2007 at 2:00 pm |
Oh I meant to ask what the gentklemen from England was being so mean? Was that all directed towards me or someone else? Its doesn’t make sense since i just started playing? Soory if I offeneded anyone it was not my intention at all.
Thats all for now, gotta go, really, wow
BW
November 14, 2007 at 2:04 pm |
One more beer (giggle) and one more game to finish the night. My arms getting tired. lol just kidding I’m having too much fun to stop but we all know we have to evenually don’t we.
See you tommorrow for more.
Boby WeBb
November 14, 2007 at 2:05 pm |
damn I spelled my name wrong on the lasdt post, maybe I has too much to drink, oopppps
ROBBY
November 14, 2007 at 2:05 pm |
BURP, HICKUP, GIGGLE, LOL
November 15, 2007 at 5:58 am |
I can’t even get it out of the window! Help
November 15, 2007 at 6:26 am |
no we wernt taking the piss out of you u ledge robby, its flight..have u seen how mean he’s being….its cos hes well hard though so dont worry he has an excuse!!!! he thinks hes better than al of us..its quite funny actualy… but in all honesty he’s just some loser who has no life and thinks hes some sort of pro ref…but its american soccer..hardly anything to be proud of x x
November 15, 2007 at 6:27 am |
and and this jo girl…dont u start losing probably quite a good life for this sad sad game…dont turn into flighty
November 15, 2007 at 6:47 am |
i’ve got to learn how to do it as we have a league at work!
November 15, 2007 at 8:30 am |
‘flighty sucker’? You had to borrow half your screen name from me, did you? You may be the most pathetic one here…and that’s saying a heck of a lot.
BTW: I don’t think I’m better than all of you: I *know* I am. And I’ve the intellect to prove it.
Robby Webb and Jo: please pay no mind to the many ignorant flaming trolls here. This is a fun game, though they’ve all apparently lost sight of that, busy as they are rubbing my feces all over their sunken, pale, and hairless chests.
November 15, 2007 at 8:55 am |
so how do you get it to go out of the window?
November 16, 2007 at 5:03 am |
its flight fucker mate…get it right!go on then prove it you good for nothing piece of shit…
November 16, 2007 at 1:00 pm |
You flighty guys must be a couple of kids that have nothing to do after school. please go away your postings are bad. I fi knew where you lived I would come over and shove your computers up your asses. trust me i could make them fit!! don’t go away mad, jusy go away!!
Robby
November 16, 2007 at 1:26 pm |
Jo, you have to throw it just right to get it out the windaow and when you do it will fly into a school yard past a swing set. if you want to make it easy you can click on the plane and drag it to the far left and unclick the mouse and move the pointer over to the right side and move onto the screen and the plane will shoot across the room.
carol’s winning our office league but i’m in a tight 3rd with Travis and Paul.
Robby Webb the paper airplane bouncer!!
November 16, 2007 at 1:28 pm |
No drinking tonight guys and gals just some serous paper airplane flying! I’m perfecting my skills and will soon be ranked number #1 for all to see.
I always get what I try.
Robby Webb, the webb I weave is crazy!!
November 17, 2007 at 3:31 am |
ur a social reject arnt u robby….u wierd fuck
November 21, 2007 at 7:14 pm |
I threw 125.738 and got ranked 431 yesterday. There are many many people who have thrown only 10cm further than this it would appear.
November 22, 2007 at 7:26 am |
Just went 125.794 meters and listed at 120
November 23, 2007 at 3:57 pm |
[...] like Amnesia’s own Paper Plane game spread actually completely organically (mainly via email), which you could probably label as [...]
November 27, 2007 at 2:15 pm |
125.788m!!!! 206th!!!!
at time of post
November 28, 2007 at 3:42 am |
woooo clever you, your so awesome wish i was ranked 206th…u sad fuck
November 28, 2007 at 11:07 am |
Hey ADAM WEBSTER! nice opinion, I hope you can learn to substitute your manhood with something more then random flaming on blogs. Have a nice day!
November 28, 2007 at 11:14 am |
And another thing ADAM WEBSTER, your negative statements are merely a reflection of your own poor attitude toward the game, people whom enjoy it and your serious lack of self confidence. Judging from what you’ve wrote in previous posts I would suggest a small period of self reflection and perhaps some consultation with a medical professional. Again, have a nice day!
November 29, 2007 at 11:08 pm |
136.282 m, rank 131060
I am not sure how much skil is involved once that thing leaves the window
December 1, 2007 at 6:00 am |
To the powers that be, love the games. ( FlightSim is my first love)
I have reached 191.683, ranked 884(ouch) and am attempting to master some of the cheats listed to get above 200. (vs1 is 125.792 ranked 153)
Query #1, When will you be coming out with a new plane game?
Query #2, How high does each go (max score or # 1 ranking. I run a small business and have no one to be in a league with. If the info is out there short of being in a league, it would be nice to know what I’m ultimately shooting for)
Query #3, I hate to be a killjoy and will probably sound very Aunty Mabel-esque, but I used to play this with my 8 year old son and we would scroll through the comments to find some info to better our game. I was relieved that I was the one to come across the profanity and not him. Is there a way to “clean up the boards” as it were?
I understand that there are people with acute cases of verbal diarrhea, the likes of which Pepto-Bismol could not cure. This in mind, I realize that this is another person playing your game and silencing them might mean a player lost. However, I am sure that the posters of the cleaner messages would be more willing to boost those numbers via word of mouth if there was a any kind of ‘dip’ in your numbers so the loss would be, well, not so much a loss.
Just a thought….
Oh, and the gentlemen (term used as loosely as possible) who find it necessary to speak of their “member” in such high regard, please remember, you probably wouldn’t speak to your mother like that. Tone it down, please.
(Fun is fun, and there have been some hilarious posts on these boards, but some of these are so far out there, one would be hard pressed to find a mention of the game in it. Not necessary.)
(Will probably cut and past this message on the board for FlightSim. as the posts there are a bit more difficult to stomach.)
December 6, 2007 at 4:38 am |
Hi All… We’re topped out at 114.800m on Vs 1. Can anyone tell us how they managed to get beyond 115m. We were doing fairly well the other day but now our ranking seems to be falling by the minute. Current ranking = 9,346. We’d love to know what No. 1 is pleeeeaaassee…… xxx
December 8, 2007 at 12:38 am |
The zoom thing, how does it work? It makes no differnce to me. I have tried zooming in to various parts of the screen and all it does is, well, erm, zoom in!!!!!!!
December 11, 2007 at 9:30 am |
podge. That is wrong on so many levels! No need for it.
How you can possibly say anything to anyone when you mind works like that.
December 15, 2007 at 3:21 am |
how does one honestly get past 112m?
December 15, 2007 at 10:51 am |
Hey everybody sorry I haven’t posted in awhile. I sure some of you were worried about and I appreciate the kind thoughts you passed my way waiting for my return. I now have the lead in our office league. We caught Carol stealing from the company and had to let her go. How bad can it be for someone to steal a roll of toilet paper? We figured if she could be comfortable with taking a roll of toilet paper she wouldn’t have a problem escalating it up to say pens and pencils and who knows maybe staple guns? How sad but she’s better off now.
I now don’t drink when I;m playing the game cause it really affects my score and I always take everything I do to the extreme. What fun would it be to just accept a score when you know you can do better?
Back to flying aND REST IN KNOWING i’M BACK AND WILL BE POSTING ALOT NOW.
Feal free to ask me questions. I know I can help you fly better. So go ahead and shoot.
Robby Web – I’;M BACK AND HERE TO STAY!!
December 15, 2007 at 10:54 am |
POdge, I just read your post and let me tell you if you do that again I will personally beat the crap out uyou you little punk!!!
Back to flying.
Robby Web – board bouncer is back…………………………………
December 15, 2007 at 10:56 am |
Wow I just got my best score yet!!!! I’m hot baby, hot.
I’ve master the game.
Robby Web – the best in flying
December 15, 2007 at 11:01 am |
I want to write my own program for a new paper airplane game. I think I could use my flying skills to make a better airplane game. What do you guys think?
Does anyone how computer programing that could email me? I pick things up fast.
Let me know.
Back to flying I’m hot tonight, smoking hot and having a ball. God this is fun.
Robby Web – soon to be computer programer/airplane game writer…………………….
December 15, 2007 at 11:03 am |
Wow amI the only one playing tonight? I thought I would have a few questions by now? Really I’m here to help.
Robby Web – waiting to hear from you…………………………………
December 15, 2007 at 11:05 am |
asdf, I can get you past 112. I’m in the 120’s everytime now and way past that when I focus on it………………….
Let me know and I will help you get through this ok?
Robby Web – helping asdf get past 112.
December 15, 2007 at 11:12 am |
I’m gonna call Carol and let her know she can still play the game even though she’s not in our office league anymore. I think she will be happy to hear from me!
Robby Web – reaching out for the Holidays……………………
December 15, 2007 at 6:32 pm |
this game is great…… for like 5 minuites then it gets annoying i cannot get past 143.621m and ive been trying for agers so any one from the ppl how made this game plz tell me wat is up with this is it a random calculating score thing or is there somthing else the ppl with150m+ arnt telling us
PS. i have a idea how to test the radom theory try using a proxy sever to change ur IP address and make it look like a diffrent computer then we can see if the random theory is right or wrong
PSS ive tryed it a i got a higher score in like 4 tries so i think its random
December 16, 2007 at 12:28 am |
OK OK stuck at 114.717 ranked 10045
what technique are you all using to get above that?!?
December 17, 2007 at 12:49 pm |
TELL ME HOW TO FKN GET PAST 114
December 17, 2007 at 8:14 pm |
can somebody PLEASE tell me how to get more than 114 (version 1)
pretty, pretty PLEEEEEEESE. This is driving me insane. hve been trying to beat that for weeks now.
December 17, 2007 at 9:36 pm |
well my screen has gone black but the metres is still rising
am on 655 metres and still rising must be in space or something
RAMDOM
682
714
well if it ever lands i might be 1st at this rate
December 17, 2007 at 9:50 pm |
WELL IT SEEMS THAT 999.99 IS THE HIGHTEST POSSIBLE
AS IT RESETS WHEN YOU GET THERE
December 17, 2007 at 10:38 pm |
c’mon somebody, PLEASE put me out of my misery . . . how do you beat 114m (v1)
December 18, 2007 at 3:05 am |
125.789 M
Rank 225
Reckon you can’t get over 125.999 M
December 18, 2007 at 3:21 am |
Change that last comment
127.795M
Ranked 95
V 1.0 of course
December 18, 2007 at 7:33 am |
I’m gutted ….just introduced my 12 year old daughter to this game after scoring 114.568 myself….only to have here beat me by scoring over 116 ????
Respect Libby xx
December 18, 2007 at 7:48 am |
S M – PLEASE share your secret – or at least give a clue – if your score is real – I am going bananas here
December 18, 2007 at 8:29 am |
What is the best score anyone has seen on there leaderboard for ver.1?? I am 4th on mine with 125.795 and our top score is 125.804 which is not even top 10.
http://flightsimx.archive.amnesia.com.au/?id=abWP4XCNvSd9 for proof.
December 18, 2007 at 8:50 am |
Thank you Ladybird – I believe you – now PLEASE give a clue as to how to get near that score PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE – I’ve been stuck at 114 for weeks and am going insane.
December 18, 2007 at 8:08 pm |
C’mon guys, why is everyone being so closed lipped about helping – that’s what a blog is for – not just for bragging. I need HELPPPPPPPP here. Someone please give me a tip at least about how to get obove the 114m (v1) hump. Pretty pretty please – with sugar on top…
December 18, 2007 at 8:49 pm |
Me too stuck @114 metres. but once i reached 116metres but don’t remember how
December 18, 2007 at 11:31 pm |
I made 119.48 tonight but my ranking didn’t come up it was just a dash, anyone seen that problem before
December 18, 2007 at 11:34 pm |
Forgot to mention my 8 year old daughter got 112 on her first try… how lucky was that I just spent hours trying to catch her although my 119 was good it was only once and I seem to be around the 114.39 mark the rest of the time
December 19, 2007 at 1:47 am |
Well i to is stuck on 114m ish cant get past it! i have been on it all day at work and got the whole office and friends hooked!
- Stevo, i to have came across this just close down the game and restart it works eventually!
December 19, 2007 at 2:50 am |
we have been playing all day at work and cannot get to 115 so Libby still holds the high score !!!!Loving the cheat hope our competitors dont get hold of it ha ha ha they should check the blog ha ha
December 19, 2007 at 3:20 am |
i love this game..its the last week of work before xmas..its keeping me sane..hahaha..
my highest to date is 149m……just scanned thru the other posts..how on earth can you get to just less than 900m..mind boggles…
December 19, 2007 at 7:37 am |
Well there are no kind helpers about to give away anything at the moment obviously – BUT there was some nice person back a while ago — I found the answer by painstakingly reading this blog back for mon ths – the answer is there for those of you newies here who want to find it! I am now on 125+ but be warned – if you didn’t think the first cheat took the fun out if, the second one sure a hell does.
December 19, 2007 at 7:53 am |
wheres the 2nd cheat and who posted it?
December 19, 2007 at 9:47 am |
please please tell us ???
December 19, 2007 at 8:25 pm |
See ryan’s post september 21
December 19, 2007 at 9:07 pm |
2nd cheat says do a loop but the vid shows no distance… … kinda like the game plays. find it on youtube
December 19, 2007 at 9:23 pm |
That 2nd cheat certainly takes the fun out of it. Yes you can surpass 114m mark but the background is wrong; it goes black and as far as I can see, your plane could fly for ages.
December 20, 2007 at 7:41 am |
dont like the second cheat takes all the fun away and though i still cant beat libbys 116+ i’ll stick to the first ones hope the guys at manchester airport dont discover it tho ha ha !!
December 20, 2007 at 8:16 am |
115.658 using the first cheat sheet. I am thinking it was a fluke as I cannot get past 113.441.
December 20, 2007 at 11:48 am |
I USED THE FIRST TRICK IM AT 114,533 AND EVERY 40 THROWS I GAIN ,002 OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
December 20, 2007 at 1:29 pm |
Robby Web is the only one here that can help us!! Robby where are you buddy we need your help!!
Come out come out where ever you are…………
Seriously Robby you are the master, the main man, the one to go to. Its obvious your brilliant and the only one that can help. Your post stated you were here to help and all we had to do was ask!!
So man we are asking for help.
Everybody else please jump in and ask Robby to help us, please people post here asking Robby to help. We need everybody asking so he will know were serious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 21, 2007 at 2:03 am |
Ok, here we go
This is how i get around 125 m
Start top left, move your cursor left so u can just see the nose sticking out, left Click and release, u can now move ur cursor around the outside of the game, line up on the right hand side above the skirting just above the 4th red dash, if u look closely at the grey background you’ll see a fine whiteish line running in from the right hand side. I find just putting my cursor on the underside of this is about the highest u can get the plane thro the window. As soon as u move ur cursor onto the screen the plane is released .You need to get the plane to go though the window as high as it can.
Once through right click with the cursor roughly over the distance reading on the top right click and select zoom in option do this 5 or 6 times so that the you can only see the 10’s ie 50, 51, 52 etc forget seeing the decimal values wait until you go past the 100 u’ll see 99 00 01….. get ready when you get to 115 ie u can only see 15 showing right click ready to select ’show all’ at around 24 quickly select show all. The plane will have landed around 125 m distance.
Practice this a few times
don’t wait too long before u click ’show all’ otherwise u’ll end up in a black void where the distance keeps going up to 999 then the clock starts over again at 000. I reckon 126 is the maximum u can get.
There i’ve spilled the beans – there could well be other methods -let me know
December 21, 2007 at 2:31 am |
Wow!! The second cheat takes all the fun out of it. On V.1 I’m currently at 267M, and still going.
The answer is on this page, just do some looking.
December 21, 2007 at 4:13 am |
SM posted the cheat before I posted above. I’m now at 125.37M, ranked 908. There is now no fun in the game at all.
December 21, 2007 at 6:54 am |
Hey guys just got 125.792 ranked 179 what a blast…
December 22, 2007 at 12:41 am |
cant get past 114.6 in thousands of tries
December 22, 2007 at 1:52 am |
Hey just to let you guys know I have reached the little milestone of 125.786! The CMG guy!
December 22, 2007 at 1:58 am |
how???????????????
December 22, 2007 at 2:29 am |
cheats cheats cheats the lot of you !!!!
December 22, 2007 at 2:31 am |
this game is now boring!! make a new one please!!!! happy crimbo all xx
December 22, 2007 at 4:16 am |
125.802 ranked 39th This DAMN game has cost me my wife, my kids, and my home.
THANKS AMNESIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I didn’t know how I was ever going to get out of that mess.)
December 22, 2007 at 4:43 am |
Wow, been playing this for a couple weeks now. My best is only 104.245, but I haven’t used any of the cheats, (YET!) Thanks Amnesia for a great game! It’s very addicting, but fun. Then again, anything fun is usually addicting! PEACE
December 22, 2007 at 4:52 am |
AMAZING! Just beat my old record. New one is now 111.809!
December 22, 2007 at 5:22 am |
it is not possible to get pat 114.6
December 22, 2007 at 8:48 am |
Thanks for the help !!
125.774 m
Good for 365 overall !!
December 22, 2007 at 10:03 am |
Stoney, you must use the zoom cheat to get past 114, right click then click zoom in, do this between the first two numbers on the distance meter until you only can read two digits, then wait till you are close to the end, on version one its a bout 120? Then right click again and quickly click “show all” That’s how these guys are doing it. I can get 124-125 all the time now.
December 22, 2007 at 10:06 am |
One last thing to note, If you get greedy and go to far before you hit “show all” the plane will keep going and NEVER land. The trick is learning where to stop. I have gone 183 on the new version but anything more and it seems to go forever. Hope this helps someone
December 22, 2007 at 10:08 am |
The game was a LOT more fun before the cheats came into play.Wish they would make another one without the cheats, it’s to easy now
December 22, 2007 at 6:41 pm |
thanks Crash
December 22, 2007 at 7:01 pm |
ok 125.776 with the new cheat…. Ican move on now
December 22, 2007 at 7:02 pm |
357 global ranking
December 23, 2007 at 9:43 am |
125.787 m !!!!
Good for 267 overall !!
December 24, 2007 at 1:36 am |
wat is the trick to get over 115 whenever u put the plane in top left then u go out of play then it always go 112 or sometin
December 25, 2007 at 6:16 am |
before cheat
114.9 – was 8500, and dropped to like 10000
after cheat of ryan on Sept 21
122.528 m – 1552
He’s not joking about if you don’t do it right, it will fly forever…
December 27, 2007 at 12:14 am |
come on then robby webb u sad fuck, beat the crap out of me! see if u can, have to find me first u bent bastard! and seriously u think your so cool drinkin 24 seven, wel i tell you that all it shows is that your a loser with no life and have to drink so you can act as though you have a social life x
December 27, 2007 at 12:15 am |
btw flighty fucker and i are mates so you may have to take us both on, not that i’ll need any help x
December 27, 2007 at 9:21 am |
i can’t get it out of the window -_-
December 28, 2007 at 4:53 pm |
flighty u sad twat stop throwing yer dummy out yer pram muhahahahahah merry xmas best flight 114.303
December 28, 2007 at 5:02 pm |
just done a 122.461 sooooooooooooooo easy
December 29, 2007 at 2:08 am |
went 960 m and still going. had to stop it but score never got logged. why?
December 29, 2007 at 2:09 am |
went over 900 m and still going. Had to stop it. score never logged why?
December 29, 2007 at 2:58 am |
If you don’t stop before 125, it will continue forever. In fact, once it reaches 999.999, it will roll over to 0 and continue. I imagine that the highest score attainable is 125.999. I am currently sitting on a 125.797 and ranked 76 globally (it dropped from 74 over night). Prior to this score I was at 125.37M, ranked 908. About four tenths of a meter moved me from the top 1,000 to the top 100; not a whole lot of wiggle room.
December 29, 2007 at 6:26 am |
just done a 125.79 ranked 236 bloody game
December 29, 2007 at 6:52 pm |
Almost in the top 100 !!
125.796 m !!
Good for 101 worldwide !!!
December 29, 2007 at 9:31 pm |
Это полнейшее гониво, работать в таких условиях нереально. Автор – ты отжег нипадецки. У товарища в офисе прекратился производственный процесс на полдня, я сам залип на столько же. уже и надоело, но не могу остановиться. дайте чит.
December 29, 2007 at 10:51 pm |
Хелло Америкосам) вы бля че творите? вы сами в нее шпили? это ебание мозгов! я провтыкал пол дня понимаешь, а они там самолетики крутят! Козлы вы бля да и только! Мелкий. во да и переводчика возьмите, а то вы же не рубите не хрена, а то еще подумаетте, что я вам тут комплементов напиздохал))) ну пишите писька. ЧАО
December 30, 2007 at 12:59 am |
125.725 still only 625th global…………. loosing the will to live now
January 1, 2008 at 12:51 am |
my best throw : 125,789m and i’m 254th.
thanx for the tips
January 3, 2008 at 6:03 am |
I do not see how anyone can get over 45 m. I can only get 41m. ahh
January 4, 2008 at 12:35 am |
My score is 115.684m
That is using plane at top left corner,
drag mouse around outside picture,
enter low down on right of picture method.
I find myself now trying to analyse what the kid is saying
in the background.
It sounds to me like:- “Hey nuthead, your standing on my tractor”
May be it’s another language, any ideas?
JoJo
January 4, 2008 at 6:16 am |
I have managed 149.636m by placing the plane in the top left corner, then moving the mouse around the edge to a line about half way up the screen. If you just touch the edge of the screen, the plane will fly almost perfectly straight… not consistent though…
January 4, 2008 at 10:23 am |
Does the 2 millionth thrower get a prize cos iff so I will stay here all night ????
January 4, 2008 at 1:44 pm |
That’s 200 Million – not 2 million!
January 4, 2008 at 3:43 pm |
I got 115.108 with a regular toss out the window. It did 4 loops and took off.
My best with dragging the mouse around the window is 114.6.
The zoom trick does not work on my computer, nor do I have kids on the playground. Just a red box.
January 5, 2008 at 2:21 am |
V1 125.804 ranked 23 – not bad eh?
January 5, 2008 at 7:45 am |
Hi all– just got 125.175 with the zoom trick and have 114.269 without how do you getpast 114.Purleeeease.
January 5, 2008 at 9:13 am |
Finally in the top 100 !!!
125.8 m
Good for 54 worldwide !!!
Thanks for all of the tips !!
January 5, 2008 at 11:06 am |
What is the zoom trick?
January 5, 2008 at 3:50 pm |
Robby Webb your the only one that can help the newbies. Give us a sign or something. Olease help them, they need your insight..
Thanks for making flighty go away!! You did good Robby Webb……………………
January 5, 2008 at 3:52 pm |
Russman, thats where you zoom in when your flying. You zoom, get it?
Ask Robby Webb, he can help you and he got rid of that flighty dude too……
January 5, 2008 at 8:17 pm |
So, my record is 114,455.. i just simply cant get past it
every throw i make now gets ~111m D: few 112’s D:
January 6, 2008 at 12:09 am |
I have got over 350 and its still going looks like i am the daddy now!!
January 7, 2008 at 10:41 pm |
hi love the game play at work best score 114.567, can any nice person help to tell me how to put xbox version, (space ship one) on a disc so i can take to work, our work pc dont have internet acsses.. b forever in your det…. tony
January 8, 2008 at 12:55 am |
how to get 125M version 1.0
January 8, 2008 at 8:54 am |
i know its a bit sad but can anyone help with the ‘flames’ thing (post from 21st Sept)
have tried all sorts of combinations and cant get the plane above the ceiling fan!!
PLEASE HELP – its driving me insane!!!
January 8, 2008 at 1:11 pm |
G’day,
I’m more into this than game my weekend heroin binges. (Jokes)
I’ve just got to $114.02 and cannot seem to beat that score.
I think that the folk who say there’s a volcano when they got to “900m” must be licking the testicles of a frozen trip monkey! That ain’t happening. And as for Screen shot, photoshoip can do that for you.
Keep on wasting time at work folks. Only 11543 more places to go until I’m king.
Later.
The17thPope
January 8, 2008 at 1:36 pm |
p.s – How do you tell which version you have (Either V.1 or V.2)?
I can’t see this.
Also, no Zooooom or zoom in & Show all shit wrking on this PC.
Enjoy
January 9, 2008 at 1:51 pm |
125.795m, rank 116 for v.1.
Hey Amnesia, what’s rank #1 at? 125.911?
If possible please post it to give us all some closure…cheers
January 10, 2008 at 1:22 am |
125.798m, rank 66 for version 1
January 10, 2008 at 2:11 am |
The ultimate cheat (will require 2 persons):
Hold down q, v, s, o, 8, y, and space…den press enter while trowing…if done right the plane will go all the way…just try!
January 10, 2008 at 11:27 pm |
Ok… I was only joking…but i would jhave loved to se somebody try that stunt…
January 11, 2008 at 10:30 am |
Forget the score for a moment!—what is the kid saying in the background???
Sounds like, ” Hey —, your standin on my tractor”.
Anybody help?
JoJo
January 11, 2008 at 12:56 pm |
Hey S M (21st December 2007). Thanks for the cheat tip bro. The plane takes off for me but when I hit select all, it just keeps going past 124, 125… etc. into the long black hole. Any suggestiions?
Pharaoh.
January 12, 2008 at 2:48 am |
poo
January 12, 2008 at 2:54 am |
verry hard
January 12, 2008 at 2:55 am |
u nob
January 12, 2008 at 4:27 am |
hey…
great gizmo however the eighth throw i reached the best shot of 108.24 & since then (24 dec) can’t break 90… whats up ?? oh yeah… what are those kids saying ??
January 12, 2008 at 10:38 am |
doe’s anyone know how to make plane do a loop to loop
January 13, 2008 at 4:39 am |
125.804 on V1. Global rank 25. Thanks for all the tips guys. Now if I could only get better then 125.804…
January 13, 2008 at 8:00 am |
Plane needs C of G sorting out, could do with some nose weight
January 13, 2008 at 9:01 am |
V1 great game. 238th 125.792 thanks to the help of all who have posted. Haven’t beat my best but will keep trying.
January 13, 2008 at 9:08 am |
Jeff, see Flying-High Says:
September 5, 2007 at 10:27 pm
He’s the “mate” who helped me understand the cheat. Good luck.
January 13, 2008 at 10:02 pm |
Press ALT F4 TO GET MAX SPEED
January 16, 2008 at 4:20 pm |
Hi, if you get bored of throwing planes, come and play with my me at-
http://www.adultdatedirect.com
January 18, 2008 at 5:02 am |
created a league of blokes but can’t get back to it to see results – help !!
January 18, 2008 at 5:37 am |
Had left the game for months, used the cheats now #44@ 125.802M. Even with the cheat is is fun to try to be number one!
January 20, 2008 at 1:28 pm |
thought I was good at my level until a friend got over 100m-bitch
January 21, 2008 at 11:31 pm |
Wow. Just tried the Migrant versoin and landed number one!!!! (2147km). Did the move the mouse outside the window thing, but no other cheats. My migrant hit a whale blast that propelled her into space. She was up there for quite a while.
January 22, 2008 at 9:57 am |
146.87 baby!!
January 22, 2008 at 10:15 am |
just hit 125.771m and ranked 506
January 23, 2008 at 4:24 pm |
world number 1 at kick a migratn 2357 kms
January 24, 2008 at 3:48 pm |
I think that Phil fell and hit his head!
January 25, 2008 at 11:26 pm |
Pharaoh,
you have to select ’show all’ when your zoom in on the distance readings when it reached about 124m if you leave it to late it runs onto infinity-ish. The key thing is to exit through the window as high as u can. Start plane at very top left so u can see just the nose, move left the outside the main screen click and release and then move around the outside of the screen. enter on the rhs about 5 red dashes up, if u look carefully there’s a faint white line put the cursor just to the underside, the plane should exit through the window looking as if going to hit the wall above the window. Now the plane is really moving right click and zoom in over the distance read out, i usually place the cursor on the ‘units’ digit right click and zoom until you can see just the ‘tens’ and ‘units’ wait till u go thro the 100 distance and when ur at say 18 ie 114 right click poised to hit ’show all’ when you get to 124 -ish ie u can see 24 click ’show all’ u’ve got to be quick though other wise leave it to late and you fly into oblivion, click to soon and you’ll end up with only a poor score list 123 m or so !!!!
If u go into a black hole – lol just right click again and it select ‘ play’ I’m ranked 25th
January 26, 2008 at 10:32 pm |
S M could you please tell me what is your didtance at 25th please.
http://garyclifford.net
January 27, 2008 at 7:48 am |
Tried your cheat Pharoah. Only gets me to 110 plus, usually over 100 but never up to the 120’s. My best way to launch it is by putting the cursor on to the absolute bottom LH corner of the plane. Then it flies. Go from the dado line near the bottom and don’t hesitate. Be positive.
Will try again.
January 27, 2008 at 10:39 pm |
Correction. Tried again. Got 162.64 Wow! You were right.
January 29, 2008 at 12:14 am |
Ok,I got something over 112 and it was a fluke.Normally I get around 79.
I’m ranked about 15,300th and have been trying this
“moving-the-cursor-round-the-screen” thing and getting nowhere.
As soon as I click to move the plane it crashes on the floor or into the fan.
Someone tell me where teh numptiness lies please?
Ta.
January 29, 2008 at 1:30 pm |
I can’t get past 115.6 in the plane toss. Any suggestions?
January 30, 2008 at 1:33 am |
well let me tell you for the last 10 weeks none stop i have not eaten or had much sleep playing my wife wants an divorce she says its because i play this game to much i have slung out all of them some 155,550.00 Abdul seems to get it by now there are no abdul’s left hooray i now make a time on Sunday with my family uncle Sid plays with me hes slung out Mohammad sadly he keeps going back. he is not quite like me since finding this site in2006 he plays on the loo in the bath and he lost his job playing this game its great so great my life is not the same and will never be again.
cant get them into other countries though great that the sharks are being fed they need food shortage around so Abdul feeds them i hope that you will agree with me this is a magnificent game best ever best invented best of best please please lets have some polish or eastern people of from the Baltic states of throw out so good for that poor Abdul all dead he needs more friends up in heaven to keep him company,
My boss Arthur gold smacker he playing it the policeman the cleaner the world is and so should you all the best Howie
January 30, 2008 at 1:52 am |
my god Howie well i have been on this site since 2004 beat that,i lost my home and my husband the dog even left as it didn’t get fed i now walk around the city with my lap top trying to find some one who will plug it in to play i had to go into hospital for this a councillor medication i am addicted , so is there any one that can beat this story my dog tried to play the game also so to keep into my good books sadly that did not work.
my husband now walks the streets warning people of this game as he says it so good once you start playing you just cant stop well i need to know how we throw the far-est last one i did Abdul is still in space hes been there for the last 12 weeks if you should see him let me know please.
Tim my mate is up to 2,000 listing top dog why cant i get top dog may be i dont use my hand well not fast with the fingers well practice makes perfect and trust me when i say ill be the king of the migrants because i had a bad takeaway ching chong is may target he get slung over board yes life’s a bitch and then we die can you tell me of your stories its interesting to know .
maybe we can become good mates get married play this game the rest of our life’s well who knows all the best penny
January 30, 2008 at 10:45 am |
I am flying 110 – 111 M consistently, but my global ranking is over 17000
January 31, 2008 at 12:35 am |
Are Howie & peter penny actually one and the same?
Gosh you must be bored.
January 31, 2008 at 2:21 am |
well done redwitch bored no the same no are we related no are we distantly related no is my mother a friend of hers no is my uncle a friend of a friend no is auntie Ann a friend of her mum no is William a friend of Ann who knows penny no are you related to Ann who knows penny no does any one know if i know penny no does tony Blair no well maybe but no do you no anything apart from no well no so no one knows penny penny doesn’t know Howie and the anser to your question guess yes well done first prize Redwitch give him a pat on the back as the anser is no NO NO NO NO NO NO NO and i am not bored my life isnt boring i am never bored i love the migrants game play it today once more Abdul sad persons now up to 1555555,00000,0000 out slung out am i bored never no cant be wont be never be so does this anser the question you posed yes yes yes yes it does and no no no no i am not bored all the best from no relation to penny and not a boring person best regards to you Redwitch ….. are you bored please advise if your related to penny i think you could be how do you know her and are you a boring person please advise must know that is that from me now over to you Redwitch what name is that are you a red witch i heard of black witch or white which never red Howie
January 31, 2008 at 2:25 am |
may have given the plot away if your clever are you??????????????????????????? howie under cover for noddy and the care bears body guard on occassions and a body double for muppets
January 31, 2008 at 2:34 am |
Hi i am Bobby the Blob am i good I worked it out as i work for the national government and have info on Howie I can say without question Howie does not know penny in fact listed in the who’s who guild of the movers and shakers around the globe 2008 edition its says i quote from the very book are you ready
Howie no 1 man top dog migrant game player best around no one can match his skill in this game has Abdul in space for last 10 hours records are set as he plays the game top dog top man are you big enough to take him on ….
your bobby the blog
January 31, 2008 at 2:42 am |
oh derrrrrrrrrr my golly gosh oh dear my curry house please help i am in space and i cant come down Howie launched me and i am been in space some 10 hours Iam fed up my dinner is getting cold and my news con tob shop is closed help please help Abdul i need help please the one that saves me i cook a curry you can bintolaloo not vindaloo cause when you have eaten it your bintotheloo spicy nosh good stuff hot blow your socks off and Redwitch can come as well maybe penny but no one knows her i dont please help me
Abdul
January 31, 2008 at 3:15 am |
Hi all My name is Sharon i live in a house 3 beds 2 receptions small garden backs onto the park nice area near the shops Edgware which is north west of London I am around 49 years old good eye sight and of course drive may i say to you all my fellow players of migrants sling them out game how great it is .
I trust that you will agree when i say that this superstar person called Howie is my god superking as I saw outside my own house late at night in the dark guess who i saw calling for help as he for an instant in time yes you got it yes yes yes Abdul Abdul he was asking for help , within seconds Abdul the curry king was off .
So were ever you are were ever in the world you may live what country what island were ever look out for Abdul he did say when passing to tell his wife hes out and not to worry if you know his wife please pass the message on as you know what its like if your waiting for some one.
Well have to go now going out now for a walk with the dog perhaps never know i may meet Abdul again if so ill get his address in Australia and ring his wife up or send a message if your Mrs Abdul please wait he will be back
All my fondest that women of migrants game who eats curry all day long loves the food shame how ever life just sucks cant be hamburgers no any way soon again
Sharon
January 31, 2008 at 10:38 am |
IDIOTS!!!!!!!
January 31, 2008 at 8:04 pm |
That 115 mark is a !@#$%%#@!!!
February 1, 2008 at 12:52 am |
I guess that’s a yes then.
February 2, 2008 at 6:24 am |
oh halllllllloooooooooooo me like flied lice and i likie this game i meek so solly mean so sorrie horrible cant do the r rilly bad me slingie out mohameed as he not likee me sweet sour balls on lice mean rice you know what i name i send my good freind redwitch hoot sour balls on lice freeeeeeee good man muck likeeeee him i play game in between cooking and delivering the lice to reaple people bas spelling me spell as i talkie now to all players of sling the migrants out i now give you 19 per cent discount off take away menue offie price of today goooooooooooooood deal my flreind muhie cheap prlice keep slinging abdul out also then good business for my take away now as no indian takeaways left okkkie my name is fled fread no fred suezie okaaa
February 2, 2008 at 6:32 am |
Dear Howie p[lease forgive my brother for his recent comments he is sadly very distruped since that sad day in his life when he found out that your the guvnor the one and only the chosen one the highest of holiness of the game migrants its effected his mind he has lost the plot in life i see him a broken man lost the way of life beaten fills lost now in the world and cant carry on any more knowing Howie the boss no 1 uno numo so sorry for that comment he understands he can never be as good as you redwich is a broken man
February 2, 2008 at 6:40 am |
Hi All
Been reading the blogs great blogs best ever blogs never better blogs so funny blogs cant stop reading these blogs keep seeing blogs love blogs love them so much cant help reading them,so on wards upwards off now to read blogs
February 4, 2008 at 8:29 am |
I didn’t do to well at either the plane, golf, or the Migrant, but my 7-year old daughter did well on all three games. Buggy tho, she hit a hole in one and it gave her a score of 0.148meters, ranked 2554… Hole in one and she’s still away??? She liked the Migrant because you can pick different people. It seems that the lighter people fly farther/further. She took Kasia, hit two whale blasts, went into space for 2136.492 meters…
My wife doesn’t mind us playing, even though the Super Bowl is coming on now…
February 5, 2008 at 3:04 am |
I am stuck at 125.746 and ranked 684 how can I get past the 125 mark please help Dave.
February 5, 2008 at 4:01 am |
ActuallyI don’t think that you can get past 125.999. I am now ranked at 531 at 125.771m. Keep dropping in rankings everyday. I do believe that it is now just the luck of getting the plane in just the right spot when throwing and hitting the keys at just the right moment. good luck Dave 1.
February 5, 2008 at 11:04 am |
Hey thanks, now I just need to work on reaction time.
February 5, 2008 at 11:30 am |
I guess your right me says I just got 125.799 and ranked 71.
February 6, 2008 at 1:41 am |
Hey “me” that might be knocking you down at he 125.777 mark ? . I can hit it about 70% but since I got 125.802 on Jan 18th and the rank of 44th still holds even playing a couple or more hours a day unable to get passed that 125.8__ M mark but it does keep the mind off the snow out side. Keep playing I know I will til I see #1 Ha Ha.
Gary
http://garyclifford.net
February 6, 2008 at 3:59 am |
Seems like there is a very fine line between 125 and 125.999. I hit it at a high percentage of the time also. Just have to figure out the exact time to release at the end. My reflexes just aren’t what they use to be but I’ll get it eventually. Don’t feel bad if you end up with 125.998 and #2 and I end up with 125.999 and #1.
February 6, 2008 at 7:25 am |